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JasmineVxo

1. JasmineVxo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Fake friends are like shadows, they follow you in your brightest days, but leave you in your darkest hours.
   
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2. JasmineVxo
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   March 17, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   A picture speaks a thousand words. But now a days with photoshop, its speak a thousand lies.
   
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3. JasmineVxo
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   March 17, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   {S he belie ved }
   
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4. JasmineVxo
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   March 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   OneDay
   life will flash before your eyes. Make sure you make it worth watching.
   
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5. JasmineVxo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   Do You?
   hear those footsteps behind you?
   That's not me running after you,
   That's Karma catching up to you.
   
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6. JasmineVxo
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   March 17, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   Like a sunset.
   You won't last
   forever...
   ♥
   
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7. JasmineVxo
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   that awkward moment when
   your parents are taking about "the kids", and you're standing right there
   
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8. JasmineVxo
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   download awesome ringtone
   no one ever calls you...
   
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9. JasmineVxo
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   If we sleep half the day,
   and are awake the other half,
   Which part actually happens?
   Are our dreams reality?
   
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10. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    I Wonder If ...
    I wonder Ifthe kids in China push their eyes in && say "Look, I'm American!"
    
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11. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment #2
    Saying "I'll tell you later" when I don't want to tell them♥
    
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12. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment #1
    When You're on the phone with your friend & they're in the bathroom & you can hear them peeing xD
    
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13. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your taking a picture of yourself while someone watches. ♥
    
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14. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When,
    You're passing by a car & look at the people in the
    car & then realize they're staring at you too &
    then slowly look away.
    
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15. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:53am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    you walk into the wrong classroom on the first day of school♥
    nmf
    
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16. JasmineVxo
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    September 10, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    You sleep over a friends house and wake up before they do and all you can do is stare at their ceiling & they're house wall :D
    
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17. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    ThatAkwardMoment
    When, ________________
    Your hanging out with you're white friends & you lose them in the snow♥.
    
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18. JasmineVxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Rupunzel tries to whip her hair back & forth ♥
    
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