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  1. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Dear Board of Education,
    So are we.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    to do list:
    1. buy a parrot.
    2. teach the parrot to say, "help, i turned into a parrot!"
    3. leave it in a public are.

  3. _jumpthenfallx3 _jumpthenfallx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

  4. spencer21 spencer21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
    With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
    [♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
    my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
    Then she turned around,
    the back of her shirt said,
    "I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
    She Gives Me Hope.
    nmf &givesmehope.com :)
    LAYOUTCREDI
    


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    my sister sat on the floor,
    coloring on a giant piece of red paper.
    "what ya got there, Kristin?" i asked.
    she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said,
    "i'm making a card."
    "for who?" i wondered.
    "It's this kid at my school. he was absent on his birthday..."
    i watched her sign her name with a heart and close up the paper.
    "hey lauren, will you drive me to his house to drop it off?"
    i nodded my head because it was obvious she liked this kid.
    my sister smiled and put on her shoes.
    when we got in the car my sister knew exactly where to go.
    i was listening to her directions as we pulled up to the driveway.
    but it was no house we had arrived at, it was the hospital.
    i followed my sister into the front door and over the the desk
    "can i see billy franklin?" my sister asked.
    the nurse smiled and let my sister follow behind her.
    we arrived to this room with the name billy franklin on the door in crayon.
    i watched as my six year old sister walked up to his bed.
    the little boy looked very weak, with loose patches of hair.
    it was easy to tell he had cancer
    but my sister walked up to him and handed him his card
    suddenly, he looked less weak as he started to smile.
    "i felt bad you missed your birthday. i love you, billy..." my sister said.
    the poor little boy smiled and gave my sister a little half hug.
    my eyes were getting teary as my sister held his hand and just talked to him.
    now that, was love.

  7. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  8. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  9. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  10. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:03pm UTC
    That REALLY
    hot guy
    you see in a
    random place
    but will never
    see again.
    </3

  12. Kirstyx33 Kirstyx33
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

  13. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  14. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  15. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  16. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  17. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
    bracelets. Please fave if
    you believe this is wrong.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  19. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  20. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

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