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Jade672
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November 1, 2011 2:59pm UTC

99% of guys are hot
the other 1% go to my school

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Jade672
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November 1, 2011 2:45pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
We all have that song
on our ipods that we always skip
but never delete

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Jade672
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November 1, 2011 4:27pm UTC

WHEN A PACKAGE
says "easy open"
I usually end up using
scissors,knife,hammer,gun
& A LIGHTSABER

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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November 1, 2011 2:38am UTC

things are going very badly when:
you win an award and kanye comes running up the stairs.

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Jade672
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November 1, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Of Course Dad
every guy I know is my boyfriend

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BlackButterflies
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November 1, 2011 2:26am UTC

things are going very badly when:
the scar on your forehead is burning.

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wallenbee
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November 1, 2011 1:58am UTC

Honestly,
Some nights, I'll lay there with my foot hanging over the edge of the bed, thinking,
"It'd be okay if the mosters took me away tonight."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 2:36am UTC

things are going very badly when:
Taylor Swift writes a hit song about you.

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christinaaxo
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November 1, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Those little girls that you see
and think,
"She's going to be gorgeous when she's older." ♥

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soccerloverx03x
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November 1, 2011 12:11am UTC

Dentist:"So, how are you doing today?"
Patient: "Duejkwhqoshwkqns!"
Dentist:"Good, good"

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 12:09am UTC

Saying okay
A million times just to get
your parents to stop talking .

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 12:05am UTC

Why I turn on the TV:
10% want to watch T.V.
90% to use it as a backround noise so I don't feel lonely while im on the internet

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xoMissTaylaxo
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October 31, 2011 11:50pm UTC

Are you stupid or something?
Something.

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BlackButterflies
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November 1, 2011 2:34am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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October 24, 2011 12:21am UTC

dynamite by taio cruz part 2:
original:
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, gotta let go!"
jack sparrow:
"I run from pirates on the beach sometimes, saying aye-oh, I'm Jack Sparrow!"
double rainbow:
"I scream out in the forest sometimes,
saying aye-oh, double rainbow!"
nemo:
"I throw a clownfish in a bag sometimes,
saying aye-oh, I found nemo!"
flamingo:
"I hold my leg up in the air sometimes,
saying aye-oh, I'm a flamingo! "
tornado:
"I throw the air in the air sometimes,
saying aye-oh, I'm a tornado!"
draci malfoy:
"I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, bro I'm Draco!"
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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BlackButterflies
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October 25, 2011 12:53am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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October 27, 2011 2:04am UTC

anatidaephobia:,
the fear that, somewhere intheworld,
there is a duck watching you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 2:41am UTC

so, everyone's been complaing
about the top quotes being
all the same.
so, i'm going to be original here. :)
ANTEATERS.
they are the most awkward animals alive.
seriously, search "giant anteaters" on google images.
lololol i want one so bad.

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BlackButterflies
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October 28, 2011 2:38pm UTC

MY DEFINITIONS #22:
nutella (noun) : an absolutely amazing spread which teenage girls convince themselves is healthy so they feel less guilty about the great amount of it they eat.
♥♥♥♥♥
not my format

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