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              Jack here! Lol :) 
I'm new here to witty, but i heard through a friend that this was a cool site so i checked it out... 
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1. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 10:50pm UTC
   There's this amazing girl
   & I Love her
   Every Second,
   Every Day,
   I am thinking
   About her
   I just
   wish she knew
   
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2. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When...
   You go over to your crushes house and... you try to flirt but trip, then stumbled over her dog's tail. Then you say "Sorry!" then you start to stagger around nervously and bump into her dad. You apologize again but he looks really mad, so... you just make a break for it without looking ahead, so you end up falling in her pool. Then you get stuck in one of the floaties, and after a long moment of trying to get out you swim out of the pool... and apologize, again. Finally, you promise to pay for any damage and walk out thinking...
   "Worst.Date.Ever."
   
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3. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   What do you get when you crose Hagrid and a Ganster?
   SWAGRID
   
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4. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   Friend: Hey, want some grapes?
   Me: Yea, sure.
   Friend: Oh, that's too bad.. I don't have any.
   Me: ...
   Only Conversations we can have...
   
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5. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   It's funny what comes out
   of your
   mouth when
   you're
   not paying attention
   ♥
   
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6. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Sometimes,
   I just sit there and wonder...
   What the heck you're playing with in your desk.
   
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7. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When...
   Someone says something that you can't hear, so you just nod and hope it's not a question.
   
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8. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   ι 'м мє αη∂ ι 'м мє αη∂ ι αℓωαуѕ ωιℓℓ вє
   
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9. JackWitty
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 10:56pm UTC
   L . U. I. Y. E
   O N N O Y
   S C U E
   T O R S
   N
   T
   R
   O
   L
   L
   A
   B
   L
   Y
   
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10. JackWitty
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies...
    Somone asks "Is anyone there?"
    like the murderers gonna be like "yea, i'm in here eating a sandwhich!"me
    
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11. JackWitty
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed,
    Those weird adds when your in the middle of reading quotes?
    
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12. JackWitty
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Admit It;
    We've all tried to balance a light switch in the middle :)
    
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13. JackWitty
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    If...
    Imaginary Friends, were real friends
    I'DE BE SO POPULAR
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

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