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J0llygreengiant

1. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 1:12pm UTC
   I would hate to be an egg, that would suck for 3 obvious reasons;
   1: U only get layed once
   2: It takes 4 minutes to get hard and once that happens u stay that way.
   3: The only person to sit on your face is your mother!
   
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2. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 9:45am UTC
   You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
   the best golfer is a black guy,
   the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
   the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
   France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
   Germany doesn't want to go to war,
   and the man running our country is Obama.
   
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3. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 9:39am UTC
   The Early Bird gets the worm,
   but the 2nd Mouse gets the cheese
   
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4. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:51am UTC
   Work like you don't need the money,
   Love like you'venever been hurt,
   and
   Dance like no one is watching.
   
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5. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:42am UTC
   In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
   
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6. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:27am UTC
   A Loyal friend will laugh when your jokes
   arent very good
   and sympothizes with your problems
   when theyre not so bad
   
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7. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:20am UTC
   Happiness
   is
   Never
   stopping
   to
   think
   if
   you
   are.
   This is how I stay happy :)
   
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8. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 9:50am UTC
   Today, I wanted to burn
   a lot of calories
   so I found a fat kid and
   set him on FIRE.
   
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9. J0llygreengiant
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 9:30am UTC
   my name is anthony.
   i play football and i'm on the wrestling team. i like the broncos and MMA
   
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