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LoveTheLies
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February 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya
because there's no way any of us can outrun those f/ckers.
nmq

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xKeepMySecret
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February 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC

When your life looks like it's falling apart,
it might actually be falling into place.

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
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February 7, 2013 11:37pm UTC

Dear Blizzard Nemo ,
Just keep snowing .Just keep snowing.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 7, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Spongebob explaining to Patrick how to open a jar
is like me trying to teach my mom how to use the internet

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:55pm UTC

*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"

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ChocoTaco
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February 8, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I ever going to see my first born child?
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing.
*Gets a sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer. How will I tell my parents?
*Tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated. Why did this happen to me?

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Aphrodite
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February 7, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Well, aren't you just a crazy little banana
double dipped in psycho.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Who are you
really?
you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gender
you are not an age
and you are not where you
are from
you are your favorite books
and the songs stuck inside your head
you are your thoughts
and what you do
you are a thousand things
but everyone chooses
to see a million things
you are not
you are not
where you are from
you are
where you're going
and i'd like
to go there
too

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:20pm UTC

you want to be better.
better than bad, better than worse,
better than him, better than her,
better than you were yestrday.
is that accurate?
here is what i want to offer you:
forget better. go for great.
because you can be
better than her, that
aint hard you can
be better than
you were 5 years ago,
that's not hard.
forget better.
go for great.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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redstarburst
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:44pm UTC

I was in the hospital today
&
I saw this cute guy
with a cast on his leg
& my first
thought was
This one
Can't run away...
NMQ

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Don't let someone dim your light
Just because it's shining in their eyes

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Today I took a bath.
I didn't wash my hair.
Or wash my body.
I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
I was covered in marker.
I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
They won't hold me back anymore.
-sixbillionsecrets

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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July 8, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I would like to thank all of you beautiful girls and guys for all my beautiful comments and words of encouragement you leave me. I love you all♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:50am UTC

Even the best memories can bring pain,
even the bluest skies can bring rain.
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defe4ted
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:32pm UTC

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BECAUSE IN ALL THIS CHAOS',
we found safety
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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC

When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
eat.
3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
capable of walking.
5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
we have freedom of speech.
6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
I can hear.
7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
are nearby.
8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
Comment ones you think of!!
format by jimmy365

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bluehoodiesbabe
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June 21, 2012 1:40pm UTC

I'm a rose in a bed of weeds.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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