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1. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 7:23pm UTC
   Like is for now.
   Love is forever.
   
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2. InsertUser
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   December 19, 2011 7:00pm UTC
   I came on and saw this:
   15
   best.day.ever.
   
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3. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 7:27am UTC
   In 2030:
   “MOM what are you doing?”
   “Dougie, do you live under a ROCK?
   
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4. InsertUser
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   December 19, 2011 7:24am UTC
   Mother f**ker.
   Can’t you see were having a
   Girls night
   -Jenna marbles
   
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5. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 7:21am UTC
   My 5 follwers
   Have swag
   
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6. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   Because there is no guarantee
   That this life is easy
   Yeah when my world is falling apart
   And there’s no light to break up the dark
   Then’s when I, I,
   When I look at you
   I love that somg
   
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7. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   When someone uses my format with out giving credits
   I get angry J
   Wbu?
   
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8. InsertUser
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   December 18, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   Popular
   
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9. InsertUser
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   I love my
   2 followers J
   
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10. InsertUser
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Miss me?
    God forbid you even try to kiss me
    That’s just gross.
    
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11. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    “Nice Unibrow”
    “Thanks I grew it myself”
    
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12. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    That moment when
    You see you have 1 notification but you won’t click it until you have atleast 10 so you feel better about your self.
    
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13. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    Hufflepuffs
    “We find things”
    Fave if you get it
    
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14. InsertUser
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Favorite this
    If you think global warming is real
    
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15. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    From what I know,
    I’m the only person to get high
    On their asthma inhaler
    
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16. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Bye Bye
    
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17. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Don’t get mad
    Get Even
    
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18. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    My imaginary followers
    Have swag
    
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19. InsertUser
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    December 18, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Coach: Play big!
    Kid: I do, I’ve had 5 girl friends this WEEK!
    
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20. InsertUser
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Laugh at a joke you heard yesterday
    In the middle of a dead silence
    
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