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abigaail
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February 15, 2013 4:53pm UTC

When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing
and you just sit there with so much power.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxlilsab9xox
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June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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greysonchick
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September 18, 2012 6:57pm UTC

a list of boys who like me
1. just kidding

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

When i have kids,
I'm definetly gonna mess with them all the time.
Even when nothing happened, i'm gonna act like they're in trouble and just be like
"Why'd the teacher call me today?"
or
"what kid were you harassing!?"
"DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER"
Then im gonna watch the kid fess up and crumble. and just be the worst parent ever.

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I_Dont_Know
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September 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.

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rissa7373
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September 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Imagine if foods and people switched names
"Spaghetti, it's time for dinner."
"What are we having?"
"Margret."

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MyWittyProfile
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September 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC

*End of class bell, everyone packs up*
Teacher: Excuse me, I didn't dismiss you
Me: WELL IF THE BELL DECIDES WHEN I GET HERE THEN IT DECIDES WHEN I LEAVE! *walks out*
My whole class and teacher: o.0
I didn't even get in trouble and it's the second day of school!

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MyWittyProfile
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September 6, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I feel really bad when I can't tell if someone's a boy or girl

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sk8ter_gurl_17
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September 6, 2012 11:00pm UTC

When my family is also home:
Me: *locks self in room and goes on laptop*
When I'm home alone:
Me: *locks self in room and goes on laptop*
nmf

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BravoSierra
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September 7, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Mom: Don't eat now or you won't be hungry for dinner.
Me: Trust me, I'll be hungry for dinner.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ifsummerlastedforever
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July 30, 2012 7:47pm UTC

dude i wasnt that drunk...
you picked up a little spanish girl and screamed "Dora how'd you get out of the tv!!!!" but nope you weren't drunk at all...

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Soccerchic15
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July 30, 2012 8:37pm UTC

How many parents does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather complain
about how their children haven't done it yet.
-_-
nmq/ format credit to: Cookiedoughformats

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC

*shaving in the shower*
Me: *finally shaves efficiently*
Me: SUCCESS
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: awh, sh/t. there's another leg.

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kitten7121
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July 30, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Gerry: Let's say you haven't eaten in days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Alex: I walk over to our sandwhich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
Gerry: Okay yes..but uh....Mom's not here.
Justin: Where's Mom?!
Gerry: It's not important where she is. Uuuh, she's gone, she left the country.
Justin: She left the country?! Why, is she okay?
Gerry: Yes, she's fine!
Alex: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich!
Wizards Of Waverly Place

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calmurself
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July 30, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Childhood is like being drunk
everyone remembers what you did except you.

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Jade672
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July 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Go ahead and ask me,
[♥] [♥] [♥] What's my best side? I stand back a n d p o i n t at y o u .

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xEmmax
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July 30, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Who else remembers
Carl from Jimmy Neutron who was obsessed with llamas?

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