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  1. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Laugh your heart out.
    Dance in the rain.
    Cherish the moment
    Ignore the pain.
    Live,Laugh, Forgive
    and forget...
    Life is too short
    To be living with regrets. ♥

  2. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Click the heart,
    If you've ever felt like your not good enough. ♥

  3. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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  4. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    am i ugly? someone comment on my profile yes or no. thankss.<3

  5. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    am i ugly?
    go to my profile and comment pleasee. ;*
    xoxo, liv.

  6. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Someone told me I was ugly :(
    Can someone go to my profile, look at my picture, and tell me what you thinkk?
    Thankss.<33
    Loveee,
    Liv.;)

  7. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    the whole room could hear her heart shatter,
    when she saw them happy together.
    ALL MINEE!!! NOO JOCCKINGG!!

  8. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Drop it like it's hot.
    favorite this if you just thought of the sundrop commercial.
    ALL MINEE!! NOOO JOCKKINGG

  9. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?
    THIS IS ALLL MINEE. NOOO JOCKING.

  10. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    ALL MIINE!!! NOOO JOCKINGG

  11. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.
    ALL MIINEE!! NOOO JOCKINGG

  12. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
    Today was 'Daddy's Day' at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
    But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
    Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
    But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
    What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
    But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
    And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
    But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all.
    About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
    There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone too meet.
    Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.
    One by one the teacher called, a student from the class to introduce her daddy.
    As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.
    Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
    "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
    "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
    And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
    "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy too waste his day."
    The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom.
    And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
    And with hands behind her back, slowly she began too speak.
    And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
    "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
    But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
    And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
    All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
    He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
    He surprised me with pink roses, he taught me how to fly a kite.
    We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
    And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
    "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart.
    I know because he told me, he'd forever be in my heart."
    With that her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
    Feeling her own heart beat, beneath her favorite dress.
    And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
    Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
    For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
    Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
    And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
    she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
    "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
    And if he could he'd be here, but Heaven's just too far!
    You see he was a fireman and died just this past year.
    When airplanes hit the towers, and taught Americans to fear.
    "But sometimes when I close my eyes, its like he never went away."
    And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
    And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
    A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
    Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.
    Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
    "I know your with me daddy," to the silence she called out.
    And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
    Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.
    But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
    And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
    And given the gift of believing, that:
    Heaven is never too far.
    ALL MINE NO JOCKING

  13. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.
    ALL MIINE!!! NOO JOCKKING

  14. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    ALL MIINE UGLLY FUCKKKERSS. NO JOCKKINGG

  15. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
    ALL MIIINE!! NOO JOCKINGG!! I MADE THIS ALL ON MMY OOWNN!!

  16. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    THAT TERRIBLE FEELING
    When you're being tickled so much
    T h a t i t h u r t s t o l a u g h
    ALL MINE BITCHESS. NOO JOCCKIINGG

  17. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    I'm loving
    My imaginary friends;
    [Because they dont stab me in the back]
    ALL MIIINEE BITTCHESS!!! NOOO JOCKINGG

  18. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    THAT AGONIZING MOMENT
    when you mess up your words during a fight.
    ALL MINEE!!! NOOO JOCKINNGG MEE!!! YOU BITCCHHESS BETTER NOTT.

  19. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    45% of girls are scared of snakes.
    20% are scared of bugs
    5% are scared of breaking a nail.
    >>The Other 30%?<<
    Scared of Tampons.
    ALLL MINEEE!!! NOO JOCKKINGG

  20. ImaJockerBiteMe ImaJockerBiteMe
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    What if;;
    I start acting mean like you ,
    be a player like you ,
    cheat in relationships like you ,
    or even break hearts like you ?.
    I bet I could get over 'us' just as fast too .
    ALL MINE!!! NO JOCKING MEE!!

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