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ImCaleb

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Member Since: 1 Jan 2012 10:18am

Last Seen: 9 Feb 2012 01:39am

user id: 258083

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About Me
I love icecream vans. lol.
i love Phineas and Ferb.
i hate winter and snow.
summer should last forever.
sometimes i really love being sarcastic.
in love with soccer and swimming.

And other stuff..
Follow me. Fave my quotes. Comment on my quotes.

FOLLOW: Cherie ->she is my witty bestfriend !

WHO LOVES JUSTIN BIEBER? AND SOCCER?

Hey, I'm Caleb.

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:33am UTC

Will Ferrell-
Who makes the sandwiches in lesbian relathionship?

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ImCaleb
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January 2, 2012 10:48am UTC

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 9:46am UTC

FOLLOW: CHERIE
Her quotes are amazing!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 8:14am UTC

I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY.

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:59pm UTC

What to say to a girl i
like?
GIRLS! I need your help :D
-i'm a shy guy-

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:45pm UTC

The trouble with girls is
they're so damn pretty.

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 8:54pm UTC

I'd never insult a girl.
NEVER.

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Everyone; OMG! who farted? it smells like s*it.
(you don't smell anything)
You: (trying to sound convincingly) omg! i'm gonna puke.. O.o
ADMIT IT! we've all done this.

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Hey, my name is
Marshmallow.
(ImCaleb)

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 11:07am UTC

I'm new and i need help here on witty.
How do i set my bacground?

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ImCaleb
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 10:40am UTC

They call me gay
BECAUSE I LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER'S MUSIC.

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