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  1. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 7:45am UTC
    When Someone Says
    "Expect the unexpected"
    Slap them
    and say "you didn't expect that, did you?"

  2. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Thoughts while playing hide
    and seek.
    They will never find me.
    Damn I gotta pee.

  3. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    HELP ME,PLEASE:(
    shall I have the pic I have or this:
    http://oi44.tinypic.com/1q1s13.jpg

  4. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 3:40pm UTC
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    Music Is my life.
    the lyrics,
    are my story
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    format by julietechoecho
    NOTE: do NOT take this format without
    That is all.

  5. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I don't think
    I should stab anyone,
    I can barely get the straw
    into my capri sun.

  6. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    They say love is in the air so I hold my breath to
    my face turns purple
    - Lil Wayne, HYFR

  7. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    "I love paying for WIFI at hotels"
    - no one ever

  8. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    "Wow That's a nice looking pair of Crocs!"
    says no one ever.

  9. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? all the time.
    2. Do you like noodles? yes.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? nah.
    4. Are you a girly girl? sometimes yeh.
    5. Small or large purses?bro I hold tha money in my hand.
    7. Are you short? 5'3
    8. Do you like somebody? Idk.
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes
    10. Do you like Halloween? yes.
    11. Favorite time of year? Summer.....
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Under a bush.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? omg yes ;/
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Nah.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? yeh some boy called aaron.
    be honest;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Blak.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Idc.
    3. Longest relationship? 1 year
    4. Do you have a best friend? yes.
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? omg nah,
    7. Do you like your life? its alright.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yeh.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?more guys (no hoe) they aint b**Tchyy
    10. How long have you had a facebook? dont have it, i did.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeh
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? losing my best friend.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yeh.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeah.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Totally.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yep.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? I am famous fool
    18. Are you currently missing someone? nah.
    19: What are you doing right now? answering these questions
    which type?
    Cowboy or Gangster? Gangster
    Face or Body? Body
    Sweet or Sexy? Sexy
    Contacts or Glasses? Contacts
    yourself;
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? eyeliner.
    02. Pink or black?black
    03. Pumps or flats? pumps.
    04. Skirts or pants? paints
    05. Socks or leggings? leggings
    06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
    07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers!.
    08. Straight or curly hair? Doesn't matter, depends on my mood..
    09. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Smooties
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular.
    12. Water or daiquiris? water.
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Neither..
    15. iPod or cell phone?Ipod
    16. Friends or family? family.
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip gloss.
    18. Manicure or pedicures? manicure.
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tank top.
    20. Big sunglasses or small? big.
    21. Sunglasses or purses?sunglasses.
    in a guy;
    1)Funny or Serious? Funny
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? Romantic
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? idc.
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? idc.
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair?idc
    6)Hockey Player or Football Player?Footballl!(;

  10. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Knowing
    all the words to look at me now by chris brown
    like ah boss

  11. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Me: *Singing Drake Trust Issues Like A Pro*
    Mum: please shut up
    Me: *carrys on singing like a pro*
    Mum: B*TCH IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MOUTH IMMA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASZ.
    pmsl love ya momma ;3333333333 (TRUE STORY)

  12. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7D66LOJdc0
    Just watch it, pmsl.

  13. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Don't lie to the
    girl of your life
    for the hoe of the
    night.

  14. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:30pm UTC
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    One Universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 Seas, and I had the privilege to meet you.
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  15. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    format by julietechoecho
    That feeling you get
    when someone sends you
    a note
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  16. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Trust
    is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller
    after every mistake.

  17. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Status
    Photo
    Place
    Life Event
    I just ate a cheese burger today! It burnt my mouth, the pains bad... I don't understand how somthing I love so much could do this to me :(
    ♞Friends ▼
    Post

  18. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:08pm UTC

    DON'TKEEP
    CALM
    AND
    SMACK
    THAT B^TCH

  19. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I sit their staring at top quotes and go to copy the code
    but i think nah
    witty will go psycho at me.

  20. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Sunglasses and Advil
    Last night was mad real
    Cookiedoughformats

:)

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