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ImAddictedToLifeMkai

1. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 10:55am UTC
   I'm actually not funny
   i'm just mean & people think i'm joking.
   
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2. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 10:52am UTC
   I get awkward
   when someone compliments me and i don't know
   what to say.
   Them: You look pretty today.
   Me: Happy Birthday.
   
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3. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 10:49am UTC
   Has anyone noticed
   that the character "&" looks like a man dragging his butt
   across the floor?
   
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4. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 11:55am UTC
   Boys think of girls like books.
   If the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they wont even bother to
   read whats inside.
   
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5. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 11:50am UTC
   You Lied? I cried.
   You flirt? I hurt.
   You wanted? I needed.
   You forgot? I remembered.
   You promised? I kept it.
   You stopped? I started.
   You were done? I was trying.
   You love me? Stop lying.
   
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6. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 7:44am UTC
   When I text you
   a whole paragraph
   and you text me
   back 40 minutes later
   saying "k." Are you
   asking to be punched?
   
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7. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2013 11:14am UTC
   New to Tumblr
   i feel lonely on here like someone like idk im kinda just sitting here staring at my blog thing.
   
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8. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   Be a fruit loop
   in a world full
   of cheerios.
   Format by Breeze
   
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9. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2013 11:19am UTC
   Thanks,
   wind. You
   totally rhaped
   my hair.
   
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10. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 11:14am UTC
    BOYS,
    IF YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE CALVIN KLIEN
    MODELS DONT EXPECT US TO LOOK LIKE
    VICTORIA SECRET MODELS .
    
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11. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 11:09am UTC
    WHEN I WAS A KID
    I USED TO THINK THAT THE
    MOON USED TO FOLLOW THE CAR EVERYWHERE
    
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12. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    OBEY
    
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13. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    gif war
    ANYONEE?
    
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14. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    That Boss moment when,
    you started an applause.
    
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15. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Dear Mcdonalds Cashier,
    don't give me that look. There's no age limit
    on a Happy Meal. And don't forget that toy.
    
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16. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    How do five gay men walk?
    In one direction.
    
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17. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 11:26am UTC
    LISTEN UP.
    im answering any questions on ask.fm
    truthfully, please ask away if you ask me a question
    ill follow you on ask.fm
    http://ask.fm/HolaChicasItsMilli
    
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18. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Me: *eating dinner*
    Mum: I had a dream last night
    Me: About?..
    Mum: One direction.
    Me: say wha now?
    Mum: what happened in the dream was that us two went to a train station, and it was new and you said famous people go to this new train station and when i turned around One Direction was getting on a train.
    Me:
    Me: Never speak to me again.
    
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19. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:14am UTC
    MAGIC BUTTON
    Click this & your dream boyfriend will appear in 4 hours.
    
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20. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:02am UTC
    It doesn't matter how old you are.
    If a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that sh^t.
    
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