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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Oh I'm late to class...
Please stare at me like I killed 5 people.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Slena And Justin
Broke up???????
NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
..... Body cares.

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thisisbrandon
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November 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Annoying kid: What the f.uck?
Quiet kid: That's exactly what they said when you were born.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC

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Me: Clearly everyone saw my quote
and were about to fav it but then
all died of laughter. Yeah, that's the
only logical explanation.
Format by twilightgirl995

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Someone: "What do you hate about yourself?"
Me: "How much time do you have?"

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Hell does exsist
It's called looking at pictures of
yourself from 7th grade

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Sometimes,
I just want to grab you and tell you exactly how I feel.
I want to hold your hand because everytime we touch,
so many thoughts run through my mind.
I want to tell you how scared you make me feel
because I haven’t felt this way about someone in a long time.
I don’t know, man.
You make me feel confused.
I really hope this is just temporary, though..

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
the pastor said
"you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
The bride and groom took out their
phones and took a selfie.
then kissed.
ah 21st century couples!

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FranFewster98
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC

*Watching The Hunger Games with dad*
Dad: Why is she screaming?
Dad: Is that Kateniss?
Me: It's Katniss...
Dad: Where is she going?
Dad: Who's that?
Me: Gale... Now shhhh!
Dad: Is that Pitta?
Me: It's Peeta...
Dad: Where are they going?
Dad: Why do those people look funny?
Dad: Pitta's ugllllaaayyyyyy
Me: He's beautiful... And it's Peeta..
Dad: What's that metal thing?
Dad: Why are they killing eachother?
Dad: Where's Pitta?
Me: It's Peeta...
Dad: Why does sue die?
Me: It's Rue...
Dad: Who killed Sue? I liked her...
Dad: Why does Pitta have sh#t on his face?
Dad: Why are they going into the cave?
Dad: Why is Pitta and Kateniss so sweaty and muddy?
Me: It's Peeta and Katniss...
Dad: Ohhh, KATENISS AND PITTA SITTING IN THE TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Me: Shut up.... IT'S THE CAVE SCENE!
Dad: Where's Kateniss going?
Dad: Who's that running?
Dad: Who's that girl with the knives?
Dad: Oh no! Kateniss is going to get killed!
Dad: Yay, Kateniss got the food!
Me: It's medicine... And it's K.A.T.N.I.S.S
Dad: Why is Pitta smearing her blood everywhere?
Dad: Why is Kateniss scared of berries?
Dad: What are those dog things?
Dad: Why are they so ugly?
Dad: Who's that blonde bloody guy?
Dad: What is Pitta pointing at???
Dad: Why did Kateniss shoot him?
Dad: Does Pitta die? I hope he does... He's UUGGLLLLAAAAYYYYY
Me: Shut up! He is amazing!
Dad: What are those beads?
Dad: So who won?
Dad: HAHA! PITTA DOESN'T HAVE A CROWN!
Dad: Why is Crane Fisher going into that room?
Me: Is Seneca Crane...
Dad: Does Crane Fisher have to eat the scary beads?
Dad: I like that guy... Ale right?
Me:Gale...
Dad: Poor Pitta
*Film ends*
Dad: That was a really good film Fran! Much better than Harris Plotter :D
Me: F.......M.......L........
True story...

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NyanCah
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November 18, 2012 3:15pm UTC

And the sinking feeling starts
♥

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Listening to The A Team:
Sister: Is this song about drugs?
Me: Listen to the next line.
Ed Sheeran: In a pipe she flies to the motherland.
Sister: I don't get it.
Me: How?
Sister: Does she die?
Me: Ohmygod.

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 3:28pm UTC

this time we're not giving up.

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Ilovemuzak
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November 15, 2011 8:06pm UTC

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Buki
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC

If I see another story/fanfiction about One Direction I think I'm going to snap.

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Ellmo
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August 20, 2012 8:10pm UTC

15 Years from now:
My Kid: Mommy, I met a new boy in Kindergarden today!
Me: Whats his name?
My Kid: Luke Horan
Me: That's nice hon- Wait, what's his last name?
nmq

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

When my parents try to make me go to sleep at 9:00 because they want me to get used to it for school.
Lol, no.

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MotionlessDreams
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August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

I Love Seeing..
Quotes That Say "Here's To The Kids Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
That's So Raven.
Lizzie Mcguire.
Kim Possible.
Hanna Montana.
(And A Bunch of Other Disney Shows).
I Never Liked Disney, And I'm Sure There Are Others..
So...
H ere's To The Kids Who...
Weren't Into Disney Shows (Mainly Guys, But A Few Awesome Girls Too) Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Toonami.
Samurai Jack.
Courage The Cowardly Dog.
Dragon Ball.
Dragon Ball Z.

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mayday
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 7:00pm UTC

DON'T SAY
YOU MISS ME
WHEN YOU DON'T
EVEN TRY TO
TALK TO ME.

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Fastpitcherplayer
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:16pm UTC

What are you a light bulb?
Why would I be a lightbulb?
Because you keep saying WATT? WATT? WATT?
nmf. my quote. I love you, mom.

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