I quit (new account)
BieberMad
The ones who want to keep contact go their (:

A few minutes ago I was
talking to cleverbot...
Me- Rawr.
Cleverbot- You love me?
Me- Rawr.
Cleverbot- Meow.
Me- Rawr.
Cleverbot- Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
Me- Omg, I need to put this on witty!
Cleverbot- You Must.
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I know this quote has already been made but,
If this quote has more than 300 favourites my dad will try and stop smoking.
Please favourite I will love you
♥
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I love in the middle of our
Kiss.
I can feel you smiling
♥
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Friendship,
Is not about who youve known the longest,
Its about the ones who came&never left.
♥
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Witty Didn't get shut down,
We did it witty brothers+sisters (:♥
Now lets have a party!
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Two words:
.Delete.The.Bad.Words.
Quotes.Cus.Witty.May.Get.Shut.Down
Thats not 2 words c:

Help me,
My Friend, weve only just made up over a stupid arguement. Her names holly and shes dating my ex-crush tom, he keeps staring and smiling at me in every lesson, what shall I do cuz i don't wanna hurt holly (friend)
Please comment if you have a Idea on what I should do♥
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KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
Steve,
[the owner of WittyProfiles.]
has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
or Witty is gone, forever.
sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
copy & paste & keep this contract going;
fave this if you signed. :)
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5.) nina99
6.) neonmaklexds
7.) lillyann_13
8.) just_a_girl_in_love
9.) bbcheer28
10.) lynskywalker
11.)Hockeylovr
12.) storygirl123 13.) readerx97
14.)Bab3yxboo
15.) its_okay_not_to_be_okay
16.) Sweetndspicy
17.) Chibi Anonymous
18.Warriorcheerleader
19. ) Baby199110 <3 (keep witty.! )
20). Lovelife1827<3
21.) ILoveStarWars
22.) MeeAndYoou :)
23.)IllNeverFindSomeoneLikeYou (:

"My Crush"
Say your crushes name 6 times Now close your eyes and make a wish about them, him or money.
Now make 1 last wish knowing which one you want, love or money Repost this in 60 seconds and you will get a shocking convosation with your crush the next time you see him (:
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So heres the thing....
Steve has had a serious message off google, here it is-
Important message from steve- Witty Has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by google and have until Januray 8th 2012 to clean up witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profantly" so that can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determinate if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grand,other of grandfather saw the quote (Thanks for a facebook user fan for that message). Why witty needs the ads: The money earned from ads pays for the web servers that witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep witty online and witty will have to be closed down.
Make sure you delete the bad quotes, and if you would like to swear please using "forget" instead of f k or s t,
Thanks
Grace+Witty+Steve
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That amazing moment,
When the hottest boy In my class wants to lie to a annoying boy and he says "Grace, dont we have french for 4th period" I follow along and say "Yea", afterwards when maths is done and were both walking down the corridoor, no one going the same route as us to literacy, he kisses me on the cheek and says "Thanks grace, your so pretty and your the best"
Thoose rush moments where you wanna rewind so many times
♥
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Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when I'm just tired
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...
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