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  1. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:55am UTC
    Better check if i have any homework before going on the internet.
    - Said no kid ever.

  2. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Don't cry because its over...smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

  3. Igaf Igaf
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    May 20, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    - Periods
    - Cramps
    - Sore Bōobs
    - Mood Swings
    - Being called a bītch, hōe, for No Apparent Reason
    - Having Pedōphiles Hit on us
    - Shaving all the time
    - Having to deal with Douche bag guys
    - Rapē
    - Weight Problems
    - Labor
    - Having to carry a 4-8 pound baby when pregnant
    We go through alot...

  4. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    "I hate when I put food in da microwave & it start makin explosive noises so I check n its cold.. like why you gotta play me like dat"
    -Shaquanna Bonquishaa

  5. Igaf Igaf
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    May 19, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    "They say bad things happen for a reason, but no wise words gonna stop the bleeding"

  6. Igaf Igaf
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    May 19, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I've spent a lot of time with people that didn't even deserve a second.
     

  7. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    When a cute guy says hi and you instantly think he wants you.

  8. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    When you've been sad for so long
    when something bad happens, you don't cry...you just sit there and feel numb.

  9. Igaf Igaf
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    May 12, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    My dogs are barking at the neighbors dogs and i could just see my dogs saying 'come at me bro'.

  10. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Today is the worst mothers day ever.
    My aunt has been calling his son for 3 days he has never answered his phone calls or replied to her texts, yesterday my aunt got a phone call by her husbands brother and told he told her that her son has been shot in the head and killed. from there they called the funeral and gave them all the information of my aunts son. Today the funeral people called and said that they have already buried him without even telling her anything, the last phone call she ever got was " Mom, i love you take care ill see you soon".

  11. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    Don't you wish you could just go back to when everything was simple?

  12. Igaf Igaf
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    May 9, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    He Said He Cared? No, He Didn't Because He Lied To You.
    He Said You're All He Wanted? No, You Aren't, He Choose Someone Else.
    He Said He Needed You, But He Left You...

  13. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Isn't it a coincidence that
    ugly has 4 words and so does "meee"?

  14. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Guy: Are you okay?
    Girl: Yeah, I'm fine.
    Guy: Are you sure?
    Girl: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
    Guy: You don't look happy.
    Girl: I'm fine, really.
    Guy: Don't lie to me.
    Girl: I'm not lying to you, nothing's wrong.
    Guy: Okay, if you say so.
    Girl: (Is it that obvious that I'm not okay? Who am I kidding, of course there's something wrong with me. Of course I'm not fine. Of course I'm not happy. You wanna know what's wrong? You. You are what's wrong with me. I wish you could figure it out on your own instead of asking me. It's your fault I'm the way I am right now. But I won't tell you anything because I'm not trying to argue)

  15. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    That feeling you get,
    when you see his name appear on your phone. <3

  16. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    R.i.p too all those innocent lives from Boston </3

  17. Igaf Igaf
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    April 13, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Mondays
    Tuesdays
    Wednesdays
    Thursdays
    Fridays
    Saturdays
    and Sundays are always boring.

  18. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    When you shave your legs,
    and you forget to shave some parts.

  19. Igaf Igaf
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    April 10, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    There's a quote with 13 favs and its on the top quotes o.O

  20. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    I'm really bored, and i have alot of hw, but i don't feel like doing it :l

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