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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC

telling your mom something you find HILARIOUS
and end up getting yelled at.
notmine
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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:07pm UTC

Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic."
nmq
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vddog246
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 11:40am UTC

I can't talk to you anymore, it's not that I am mad at you, it's just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more.

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 12:20am UTC

e
Why is it that
eVERYTIME i DON'T SHAVE MY LEGS
EVERY FRIGGIN PERSON FEELS A NEED TO TOUCH THEM

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:44am UTC

I hate seeing
An AMAZING quote...with spelling errors.

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 12:44am UTC

I hate when I type
a super long message
And I get a one-word text back
I'm like:
"oh thanks for putting so much thought into repsonding to the friggin essay-type message I just wrote you"

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 1:40pm UTC

Omg that quote
was hilarious!
The first 328472472 times I saw it....

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 12:03pm UTC

"You are what you eat"
Well boy, that explains why you're such a dick

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Who else remembers
♥ Chasing the boys on the playground
Then not knowing what to do when you caught them(:

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 7:05pm UTC

When you read an
"I swear I wasn't drunk" quote
And you realize you'd do that sober...

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 3:10pm UTC

|i wish this|
happened in real life #2
Everyone would burst into song at the exact same time
like in musicals

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 4:43pm UTC

I hate when
I'm at the movie theater with someone and they're like
"WATCH THIS PART"
it's like
"ohhhmygosh thaaanks, because I totally was going to sit here and cover my eyes until you said that!"

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 9:01pm UTC

He really loves that other girl and you don't want to believe he's not yours anymore.
c l i c k t h e ♥ i f y o u w a n t w h a t ' s w r i t t e n i n b l u e ,
b u t g r e y i s t h e r e a l i t y

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC

Behind every professional male
chef
Is a woman who finally told him to make his own damn sandwich

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cararoxx84
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 8:56pm UTC

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
The fear of long words
fav if you find this ironic

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 8:16am UTC

When You Truly Love Someone
A g e , D i s t a n c e , H e i g h t , W e i g h t , A n d S a l a r y
Are Just Numbers

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:29pm UTC

"Fave If. . ."
No, Don't tell Me what to do.

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:47am UTC

These "Dude i wasn't that Drunk..." quotes
Have Got to stop. Yes, It was funny the 1st time i saw it. Now, its just plain annoying. Seriously.

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 9:32am UTC

Imagine,
If Making Quotes Was A Job,
And You got Paid For Every Fave You Got

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QuidditchCaptain
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 11:34am UTC

Telling your friends to
turn around when the teacher's butt is in their face. ;)
QuidditchCaptain

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