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  1. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize that
    the same people that put men on the moon
    nowadays are busy building Honey Booboo's television career...

  2. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    I'VE TRIED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU //
    and I can't.......

  3. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

  4. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    i tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club

  5. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    So one day we ran out of toothpase and my sister was freaking out because she has morning breath and I told her that glue was a great alternative for toothpaste AND SHE BRUSHED HER TEETH WITH GLUE.

  6. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Me when listening to a good song:
    me: this is it
    me: i've been looking for this my whole life
    me: yes
    me: *posts lyrics of song everywhere in the internet*
    me: im gonna listen to it forever
    me: *listens to it forever*
    me: im bored of this song bye

  7. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
    Sorry.

  8. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    PICK UP LINES THAT'LL WORK ON ME:
    "Come with me, girl, it'd be A Day To Remember."
    "Miss May I take your pants off?'
    "We won't be Sleeping With Sirens, f.uck, we won't be sleeping at all."
    "We can Escape The Fate together in my bedroom."
    "We'll be going at it until we're screaming Bring Me The Horizon."
    "Wanna me Falling In Reverse on my bed or...?"
    "You Me At Six, yeah?"

  9. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    believe in yourself ❋

  10. Rachael* Rachael*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Let's now have a moment of slience for all
    of those who has started school already....
    I feel bad for all of you :(

  11.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    When you realize summer is close to being over..

  12. kaptain_kyle kaptain_kyle
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Shy girls >>>

  13. LovethatHoran LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    It's a crazy world, so I stay my mine.

  14. PhilLester PhilLester
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    "Recovery is not possible without honesty. I spent years hiding and lying about my addiction. A huge weight was lifted from me when I could look at my friends, family and band in the eye and tell them what was really going on. It didn’t feel like I had some sort of double life anymore. I don’t want that feeling in any aspect of my life again."
    -Spencer Smith on winning his battle with addiction

  15. xxsecondchances xxsecondchances
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Since I like taking surveys, I decided to take this because it looks like fun.
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? No.
    2. Do you like noodles? Yes.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? As in acting; yes. As in idiotic drama; no.
    4. Are you a girly girl? No.
    5. Small or large purses? None.
    6. Are you short? Yes; I'm 5'2.
    7. Do you like somebody? Yeah.
    8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes.
    9. Do you like Halloween? Eh.
    10. Favorite time of year? The school year in general.
    11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? The bathtub.
    12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No.
    13. Are there any rumours going around about you? Yes.
    Be Honest:
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Hot pink.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark.
    3. Longest relationship? None...
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yes.
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? Yeah.
    7. Do you like your life? Sometimes.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? About equal.
    10. How long have you had a facebook? Since I was 9.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yep.
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Being forgotten. That's it.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? No.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes.
    17. Do you ever wish you where famous? All the time.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Yeah.
    19. What are you doing right now? Typing this sentence.
    20. Cowboy or gangster? Neither.
    21. Face or body? Face.
    22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet. c:
    23. Contacts or glasses? Neither.
    Yourself:
    1. Eyeliner or mascara? Mascara.
    2. Pink or black? Black. <3
    3. Pumps or flats? Neither.
    4. Skirts or trousers? Erm. Skinny jeans.
    5. Socks or leggings? Socks.
    6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies.
    7. Heels or sneakers? Converse. :D
    8. Straight or curly hair? Straight.
    9. White or black? Black.
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies.
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular.
    12. Water or daiquiris? Water.
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds.
    14. iPod or cell phone? iPod.
    15. Friends or family first? Friends, easy.
    16. Lip gloss or lip stick? Neither.
    17. Manicure or pedicures? Neither.
    18. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops.
    19. Big sunglasses or small? I hate sunglasses.
    20. Sunglasses or purses? Neither.
    In a Guy:
    1. Funny or serious? Funny.
    2. Romantic or daredevil? Romantic.
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? Light.
    4. Long hair or short hair? Long.
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight.
    6. Hockey player or football player? Neither. Let's go with a musician instead.

  16. DarkAngels DarkAngels
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Let's play 20 questions. :D
    1 - Who do you have a crush on?: Luke.
    2 - Who are your best two girl friends?: Katie and Sophie.
    3 - Who are your best two boy friends?: John and another Luke.
    4 - Who was the last person you called?: Katie.
    5 - Who was the last person you commented to?: Sophie.
    6 - Who was the last person you hugged?: My mum.
    7 - What's your favorite drink?: Relentless
    8 - What's your favorite color?: Purple.
    9 - Someone who makes you smile?: Luke and my horse (:
    10 - Who did you last text?: Lucie.
    11 - Who can make you laugh?: Sasha.
    12 - What's your favorite song?: A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope.
    13 - Friend you've known the longest?: Katy.
    14 - Your favorite band?: Hedley.
    15 - Favorite store?: Primark.
    16 - Girl you trust anything with?: Sophie.
    17 - Boy you trust anything with?: John.
    18 - Who do you miss?: Don't even get me started...
    19 - Middle name?: Bethany.
    20 - What are you listening to?: One Life by Hedley.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Quote: "I don't see why everyone on here
    thinks they're so ugly. I have no seen one
    ugly person on here."
    Wittians: lol then you've never seen me xP
    What's the point of commenting that?
    Do you think they're just going to comment back
    "Oh s.hit, you're right. Sorry, I completely missed your
    profile picture. Jesus Christ you are an ugly f.uck.
    Like d.amn, like, I mean daaaammn. Ugly as sin."
    or do you just want them to tell you you're pretty or?

  18. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    If walls break down, I will comfort you.
    If angels cry, oh I'll be there for you.
    You've saved my soul,
    Don't leave me now...

  19. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
    Sorry.

  20. timi timi
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Names for daughters:
    Victoria.
    Athena.
    Lucy.
    Lily.
    Names for sons:
    Jason.
    Steven.
    Jacob.

:)

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