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IdLi3

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Member Since: 21 Jan 2011 04:14pm

Last Seen: 26 May 2013 01:04pm

user id: 148014

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  1. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 4:58am UTC
    *MUST READ*
    GUY : I broke up with her.
    BEST FRIEND : What happened?
    GUY : She’s just too much for me.
    BEST FRIEND : What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
    GUY : Well, ...for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
    BEST FRINED : So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
    GUY : Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
    BEST FRIEND : So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
    GUY : But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
    BEST FRIEND : So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
    GUY : I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her.
    BEST FRIEND : So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
    GUY : Well, she..
    BEST FRIEND : You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
    GUY : I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
    BEST FRIEND : You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened..

  2. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    During a test, when a teacher
    passes by, you cover your
    answers with hand, so the teacher
    cannot see how stupid you are. =D

  3. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    How school works-
    In class: 2+2=4.
    Homework: 2+4+2=8.
    Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass. -__-

  4. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    *Google* <==
    You use it almost everyday
    But I bet you can't remember the order of its colors !
    =D

  5. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:04am UTC
    Did you know that a
    flight number from one
    of the planes that hit
    one of the two WTC
    towers on 9/11 was
    Q33N. In Notepad /
    WordPad or MS Word,
    type that flight number
    i.e Q33N. Increase the
    font size to 72. Change
    the font to Wingdings.
    You'll be amazed
    *format by RunawayRachel

  6. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:55am UTC
    "fghjkghjfghjfghfghfghfhfgh"
    "save" - "file name already in use, please rename it."
    "WTF?"

  7. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:52am UTC
    I I I I I
    LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL :
    Laughing silently in my head
    because it wasn't funny enough for me to
    actually laugh out loud.

    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

  8. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 6:43am UTC
    The first person who's
    on your mind the
    moment you open your
    eyes after a long sleep
    is the reason of either
    your happiness or pain.
    *format by RunawayRachel

  9. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:09pm UTC
    Are you feeling cold?
    Noooo! I'm on vibrate mode -_-

  10. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    And every heart in the room will melt
    This is a feeling I've never felt
    But it's all about us

  11. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    90% of our problems in RELATIONSHIPS are due to the TONE of our VOICE. Its not about WHAT we say, Its about HOW we say it.

  12. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    I hate
    When guys hide their feelings.

  13. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    I'm in love with
    the most amazing, cutest, funniest, nicest and completely perfect guy in the world!

  14. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    [On Christmas Night]
    My Crush: What do you want for christmas?
    Me: You!
    My Crush: Hey, sorry. I'm committed!
    </3

  15. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Lazy Rule :
    Can't reach it, don't need it.

  16. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:47am UTC
    Dear toilet,
    Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush!
    Sincerely, at a friend's house.

  17. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:31am UTC
    My shyness
    has ruined so many perfect moments. ♥ ♥

  18. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:45am UTC
    Q: What do Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration
    =D

  19. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:33am UTC
    Remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for social networking profiles? =P

  20. IdLi3 IdLi3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:29am UTC
    Daughter: Dad, I'm a Lesbian.
    Dad: okay, its cool . . .
    2nd Daughter : Dad I'm a Lesbian too!
    Dad : Wtf?! Doesn't anybody in this family love dick?
    Son : I do! :D

:)

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