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1. LACHICK66
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2010 12:30pm UTC
   i dont care
   if the spider 'isnt hurting anyone.' i want it dead.
   facebook group
   funny? click the <3
   
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2. dangletsbangxxx
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   February 13, 2010 12:38pm UTC
   friends with benefits?
   more like friends with awkward sexual tension
   
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3. SoConfusedGirly
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   February 13, 2010 12:38pm UTC
   Son of a biscut-eating bulldog.
   hahaaa, ilyy♥
   
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4. divafevame
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2010 12:53pm UTC
   Witches
   riDe swiffers.
   
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5. SoConfusedGirly
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2010 12:56pm UTC
   THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED...
   #1 Order pizza & ask for the pepperoni to spell out a word.
   Series?? commentttt.[:
   
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6. eswingle711
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   February 13, 2010 1:23pm UTC
   i fear one day ill meet god...
   he'll sneeze
   and i wont know what to say
   
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7. JustinBieberluvr
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2010 1:30pm UTC
   Me-Lets make a bet ;)
   You- sure. whats kinda bet?
   Me- Who ever loses in wii tennis has 2 kiss the winner during hide and go seek.
   You-That sounds like my kind of bet ;)
   Me-Get ready to lose!
   You- Get ready to kiss me ; - *
   Me- how bout lets just skip the bet, and we just kiss.
   You: Now THAT is my kind of bet ;)
   Series?!?! FAV! COMMENT!!! please?
   
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8. sam_kim_m_2
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   February 13, 2010 1:34pm UTC
   Can Jack Black
   play
   Black Jack?
   
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9. IluvDavidandSel
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   February 13, 2010 1:44pm UTC
   So I put my toothbrush down on the bathroom counter.
   I pick up my toothpaste and uncap it.
   I then scream, "What the hell happened to my toothbrush?!"
   Finally I realize it's right in front of me on the counter.
   haha lol.
   
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10. hopelessromanticxx
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    February 13, 2010 1:50pm UTC
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11. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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12. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
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    February 13, 2010 2:33pm UTC
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13. xosoccerxo123
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    February 13, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    Oh, You Hate Me?
    Well, to tell you the truth buddy...
    you're not my favorite person in the world either.
    full credit.
    fav?
    
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14. DefectiveMasochist
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    February 13, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    .........I Didn't Trip...
    I Was Just Testing The Gravity Around Here
    ...It's Working Fine.
    
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15. LACHICK66
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    February 13, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    OMG YOU HIGHLIGHTED THIS. GOD YOUR A SMARTY PANTS ARNT YOU?
    CLICK THE <3
    
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16. 123doulovme
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    February 13, 2010 3:29pm UTC
    ------------> I like LONG walks;
    especially when they are taken by you<--------------
    
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17. LACHICK66
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    February 13, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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18. lalaland101
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    February 13, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    If i pretend to be Cinderella,
    will you save me?
    
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19. xoitskyrstinxo
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    &+ letting go isn't easy
    but it's alot easier then holding on
    to something that isn't even there
    
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20. laurennnxxo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 7:25am UTC
    LOVE
    is giving someone the
    POWER
    to destroy you, but
    TRUSTING
    them not to
    
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