I am 80 % mentally ill. But that's prolly because I'm clumsy. ;)
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree/bush.
{x} have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 3
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[xxxxxx] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 8
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
TOTAL: 10
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 14
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 20
Now times your answer by four and put it at the top: I am ___ percent mentally ill
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