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1. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 1:32am UTC
   I only had eight minutes<3
   Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
   Guy: No, this is fun.
   Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!
   Guy: Then tell me you love me.
   Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
   Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
   Girl : *hugs him*
   Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
   Girl: Alright, now slow down
   Guy: I love you babe
   (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
   The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
   If you love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same
   ~not mine, just because it made me cry </3~
   
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2. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2010 12:59am UTC
   Okay, sure, break my heart,
   Stomp,
   Romp,
   Rip it up like paper,
   But in the end...
   Who gets more love,
   Who gets more friends,
   Who gets more joy,
   Joy, in the end?
   
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3. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2010 8:21pm UTC
   Oh, my god.
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   I'M GOING TO *PIGFARTS* THIS YEAR!
   
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4. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 4:54pm UTC
   "Be yourself"- by me.
   Ooh, I was, sittin' on the porch,
   I was, thinking to myself,
   and I realized, that
   Everybody should be themselves, and everybody should be nobody else.
   And I realized, most girls today, don't think their beautful, when they really are, so they should
   Look in the mirror, realize, that someone out there sees you without your guise.
   That one special person, thinks you're beautiful no matter what.
   So just be yourself, oh, be yourself.
   Be nobody else, just be yourself.
   **Crappy song by IAmMyself**
   
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5. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 3:50pm UTC
   Take off the make-up,
   Take off the mask,
   Stop hiding behind lies,
   Be yourself.
   Be nobody else.
   And no I'm not gonna say "favorite this."
   
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6. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 3:13pm UTC
   Don't tease
   Justina Beaver [Justin Bieber]
   he was only taught to sing by a
   Three year old girl.
   
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7. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 3:04pm UTC
   She's my best friend
   Break her heart
   and I'll break your face.
   
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8. IAmMyself
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 2:56pm UTC
   We're a little w e i r d
   And life's a little w e i r d.
   When we find someone who's w e i r d n e s s is compatible with ours
   We join up in mutual forces and call it
   Love
   
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