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JustSaying
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: To go to the gay man's house.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Knock Knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken
nmq

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC

It's fall. Time for :
putting the makeup back on for hopes someone will notice you in high school,
getting the out the straighteners again,
hot chocolate & coffee,
back to school sales,
Uggs & Sperry's
football games,
HIS sweatshirt,
cuddling season,
turning leaves,
skinny jeans,
hayrides.
I can't even wait.
♥

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CrackerJacks97*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Him.
His smile.
His stupid jokes.
His hair.
His eyes.
His voice.
His scent.
I didn't say his name,
But you thought of him, didn't you?
(Format by OneDirection)

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伤*
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:10am UTC

"A dream is only a dream
until you
decide to make it real."
- Harry Styles ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 4:43am UTC

I have learned that
pretty boys with
pretty smiles can say
pretty words that
don't mean a thing to them.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 9:35pm UTC

YOU CAN'T BE
"JUST FRIENDS"
WITH SOMEONE YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH

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Chocolate_Luver
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:57am UTC

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Qutiepie3229
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 1:28pm UTC

And who else
(( is the ugly one♥ ))
» » » in their group of friends? [x] [x] [x]

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SkyGhostGuitar20
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Personally?
i don't think I'm ugly, i'm just not that pretty.
& i don't think i'm fat, i'm just not as skinny as i want to be.

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 6:59pm UTC

*Getting lecture about abreiviating "method" into "Meth" at school*
Teacher: You can't be writing "Meth" on your school papers! It's unacceptable, and it won't be tolerated! Are we clear?
Class: Crystal.

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One_Directions_Wife
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Getting an injection:
Nurse: "Hold still, it won't hurt for more that a minute!"
Me: Ok!
Nurse:
Me: AHHHHH MOTHERFRICKER! OH GOD, IM GONNA DIE! IT'S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!
Nurse: That was the numbing cream.

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JustinDPN
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC

When a girl cries over a boy,
She loves him.
When a boy cries over a girl.
He really fuucking loves her.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
When texting a girl:
1. Don't take an hour to reply
2. Use good grammar
3. Ask questions
4. Use the ":)" face

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:56pm UTC

-In literacy-
Teacher: I need somebody to come up to the board and diagram this sentence.
Everybody: *keeps hands down*
Teacher: Fine.
Teacher: *walks over to desk and reaches into a basket with all the names of the people in my class in it and pulls one out.*
Teacher: *calls my friends name*
Friend: *starts to walk up to the front of the room*
Me: No! Prim!
Me: *jumps up* I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

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xomadilynxoo
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 9:10pm UTC

today on facebook
I saw a picture of a girl with a rubber duck taped to
her face with the caption "am i doing it right?
i almost died.

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adri15purple
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:22pm UTC

I have come to the point
where I only need to put a "W" to go to Witty and a "F" to go to Facebook...
Any one else?

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 4:45pm UTC

I remember
that when I was younger,
I thought getting your period was cool because it meant growing up.
I wish i could go back, and slap my young self.
any one else?

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Simon: "How are you?"
Harry: "Hello."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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amybabe24
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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