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chasingsunshine
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March 6, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Life is as clear as mud.

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chasingsunshine
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March 6, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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BraveLioness
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March 6, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Who else thinks that they may have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

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SandyTheRocker
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March 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC

It used to be stupid phones and smart people.
Now it's smartphones and stupid people.

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Soup2434
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March 6, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I want
to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a
mountain troll with them because then we’d
have to be friends because there are some
experiences you can’t share with someone
without ending up friends and knocking out a
mountain troll is one of them

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noseogefil
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March 6, 2013 5:03pm UTC

BandStuff #04:
When the minor instruments like French Horn and Oboe get almost completely ignored by the band instructor.

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writtenrain*
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March 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Rabbit: Tie them together, Piglet. Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you can knot?
Piglet: No, I cannot knot.
Rabbit: Not Knot?
Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: POOH!
Pooh: Pooh who?

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lipudlo17
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November 10, 2012 12:06pm UTC

So the world is suppossedly suppossed to end in about a month and you're just sitting here on Witty.
lol same

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lipudlo17
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August 1, 2012 10:37am UTC

Sheldon: You know, humans aren't the only species to intoxicate themselves using alchol. Can you guess the other? Hint: This species is known for having a trunk.
Penny: Uhh........a monkey!
Sheldon: O.o When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do. :D

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Iamawittystick
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July 26, 2012 9:47am UTC

Mr Bean Scenarios #4
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Mr. Bean: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Mr. Bean: NA
Professor: What will we get if one atom of BA and two atoms of NA combined? Mr. Bean: BANANA
nmq

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BravoSierra
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July 26, 2012 9:53am UTC

There are 103 people in the United StatesWith the name of Harry Potter.

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XxComeAtMeBroxX
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July 26, 2012 9:59am UTC

I love how on our profiles it says
"Last seen"
As if we're wanted criminals or something.♥

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L0serT0night
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July 26, 2012 9:06am UTC

Me: Ask me if I'm in a tree
Friend: Are you in a tree?
Me: No of course not, why would you think that?

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伤*
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July 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

"So guys the next single, can you tell us what it's gonna be, Can you give us a hint?"
Zayn: It's a song
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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IAmAndrew
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July 18, 2012 9:06am UTC

.etouq siht daer nac s'suoineg ylnO

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shulesluvvah*
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July 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Finding Nemo 2? Didn't they already find him?
Stop getting lost, Nemo!

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:58am UTC

I'd rather be too cold than too hot.
Because when you're cold, you can put as many layers on as you please.
But there's a limit to how many layers you can remove without being judged.

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pakiprincezz23
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July 17, 2012 2:49pm UTC

In elementary school,
you were considered cool if you squeezed your bag of chips open and it made a really loud sound.

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Organicgirl
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July 17, 2012 3:21pm UTC

How do you organize a space party?
You planet
not my quote.
not my format.

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