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HurricaneHaley

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Member Since: 5 Jun 2010 10:35pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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HELLLLLLLO!
this account is for me (scarlett) and my pal (luna) to make the world a fresher, funnier & wittier place. thaaaanks for reading & favoriting our quotes! byyyyyeeee (:

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  1. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Today I was having an amazing day.
    My parents were happy with me.
    My friends LOVED me.
    He asked me out
    I aced a test.
    Everything was going right.
    I danced in the street laughing.
    Then my 5 year old sister threw a piece
    of paper from her Dora notebook
    out the window with a note on it
    it said, written in crayon in her
    scribbly handwriting, was the three
    words i needed to hear more than
    anything else that day....
    "i HATE you"

  2. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU HATE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my worst enemy
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    I DONT WANT
    TO HEAR YOU.
    T A L K . ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  3. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:23pm UTC
    I don't care if it is rude to stare ,
    You are ugly,
    so I will stare. ♥

  4. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:22pm UTC
    Q Winter;
    a time where you can substitute a bra with a parka and
    no one will ever notice.

  5. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:19pm UTC
    & i may be a 50 year old man,
    but i have no fear of taking a shower with a lot of people in there with me.

  6. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    Be weak now,
    because things will get worse, so there is no point of ever being strong. ♥

  7. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    Dear Ugly Girl,
    Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
    As a reminder
    So when you are lonely and depressed
    (And somehow you can imagine what it is like to be pretty),
    You can come and tell us
    That what you fought for and cried for
    Really doesnt exist.♥ ♥

  8. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    Love your mom;
    Love her still.
    Always have;
    Always will.

  9. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    I Hate my mom when she is on her period .

  10. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    have you ever smiled
    while insulting someone
    elses quote?

  11. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    i just want to thank that genius who invented the
    Easy Bake Oven ♥

  13. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    stop being to stingy next year
    and get me a laptop AND an iPod.

  14. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 2:14pm UTC
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    I won't eat you..don't worry i love you.
    -Full credit to ' LastDestination ' ♥

  15. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    NO.
    i fell DOWN the stairs. ♥

  16. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 2:07pm UTC
    I straighten my hair.
    Oh, I'm not sorry that I like "frying my hair".
    I always spend time with friends.
    I have no family, and my family is just not important.
    I don't have my own style,
    I copy everyone else, because I am a clone.
    I may be pretty on the outside,
    but I'm ugly on the inside.
    i am a perfect girl.
    I don't have flaws. expect me to be 1OO% perfect.

  17. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 1:57pm UTC
    Q
    I LOVE WHO I
    THOUGHT YOU
    WERE
    When he comes back, let me know.

  18. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    O.W.D.
    Ostridges W e a r Diapers
    [ Don't worry it creeps me out too]

  19. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    i've always known...
    --» what guys do at sleepovers ♥

  20. HurricaneHaley HurricaneHaley
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 1:29am UTC
    Lets Just Say
    that pretty ugly
    is an oximoron

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