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HouseAndHarryPotter

1. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 2:02pm UTC
   "K."
   Well potassium to you too, motherf*cker.
   
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2. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2013 11:58pm UTC
   We were made with four arms,four legs,& 2 faces.Fearing our power,
   Zeus split us into 2 parts,
   condemned that our lives be in search of our other halve
   
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3. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2013 11:53pm UTC
   I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that`s why it`s a sin.
   Because you`re beating God at his own game.
   
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4. HouseAndHarryPotter
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   February 25, 2013 6:59pm UTC
   NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE AND PEDRO
   dafuq..
   
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5. HouseAndHarryPotter
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   September 23, 2012 2:04pm UTC
   “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” - Mario
   
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6. HouseAndHarryPotter
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   September 23, 2012 2:01pm UTC
   I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i’m as sweet as can be
   
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7. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   "Can I tie your shoes?"
   "Why?"
   "Because I don't want you falling for anyone else."
   <3
   
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8. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   I have a gun,
   Get in the van.
   
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9. HouseAndHarryPotter
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   Baby, is that a phone in your back pocket?
   Because that @$$ is calling me.
   nmq/nmf
   
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10. HouseAndHarryPotter
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    When Butterflies Get Nervous,
    Do they FEEL HUMANS IN THEIR STOMACH?
    
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11. HouseAndHarryPotter
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    September 23, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Fri(end)
    Everything has an end to it.
    Except...
    Fam(ily)
    nmf
    
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12. HouseAndHarryPotter
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    September 17, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    "Blah Blah This and Blah Blah That"
    
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13. HouseAndHarryPotter
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    An apple a day keeps the
    doctor away
    but if the doctor is cute, then
    screw the fruit.
    
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14. HouseAndHarryPotter
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "You can't just give up on him. You know he needs you.You know he's making an impossible choice.He just doesn't want to live in pain."
    "lIFE IS PAIN! i WAKE UP EVERY MORNING, I'M IN PAIN! I GO TO WORK IN PAIN! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE JUST WANTED TO GIVE UP? HOW MANY TIMES I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT ENDING IT?"
    ~HOUSE M.D.
    
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