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  1. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:07am UTC
    "I'm not man enought to be human
    but I'm trying to fit in
    and
    I'm learning to fake it"~
    Marilyn Manson "the Gardener"

  2. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    ...am I the only one who wants to marry a dead guy?...
    no? just me?..ok..

  3. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When you say Beetlejuice 3 times...and it actually works:
    Friend: It's not gonna work
    Me: oh reall? Beetlejuice BeetleJucie Beetlejuice!
    Beetlejuice: Hi
    Me: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But sadly..this will never happen :'(

  4. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Teacher: You're presenting next
    Me: Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
    *Awkward Silence*
    ...
    *nothing happens*
    Me: DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
    >.<

  5. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    C U Next Tuesday

  6. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    You know you're an epic fail when...
    you're getting a lower English grade than the Mexican foreign exchange student

  7. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Grandmother: you're father just cleaned that key board so don't go touching it with you greasy fingers!
    Me:....ok then...I guess I'll be typing with my nose..
    Facebook Status:
    gkot banned fcrmn touchinbg the keyhboiard with myb greachy hasnds tho i thibnk m y niose isgreacier than my finbfgersa
    can you imagine how my book report came out?
    .

  8. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    ☀☁ ☁ ☁
    ☁Dear Ex Boyfriend☁
    You once said you would☁ ☁do anything for me ☁
    ☁ ...☁ ☁
    ☁well do me a favor
    ...☁
    ☁ and go jump off that☁
    ☁ cliff ☁
    |||
    '웃'
    ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁

  9. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Can people shut the f*ck up about those British f*cks,
    One Direction..
    THEY SUCK!

  10. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
    QUIT RAPING MY INBOX!!!

  11. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:15am UTC
    Just another psycho

  12. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:14am UTC
    I ain't no sheep
    I'm the wolf

  13. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    I consider anyone shorter than 5ft or younger than 13 a
    LITTLE F*CKER!!!
    :3

  14. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Our generation is deformed...

  16. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    No one ever listens

  17. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    HAIL
    666 SATAN 666
    I bet you will all end up judging me for my religion...if you do...you are PATHETIC

  18. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I NEED to know
    ...
    If you are completely appalled by the idea of Satan then comment
    if you are in acceptance of Satan (even if you are not a follower, I mean just accept the fact of 'Satan's existence)
    If you comment, I really want to explain something to you so please
    READ THIS DAMN QUOTE

  19. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I'm being bullied
    by my teacher
    ...

  20. HorrorJunkie1313 HorrorJunkie1313
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I was crying at my friend's mom's funeral...
    this is why I don't worship 'God'
    What 'God' would be so cruel as to
    take a mother away from her two beautiful young children and a loving husband

:)

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