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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 6:40pm UTC

You can't really judge a person
based on the way they type because for me i will be typing regularly and then sUDDENLY I'LL BREAK OUT INTO SHORTENED SENTENCES N WORDZ AND I'LL START TALKING BOUT HOW IM 2 SWAG 4 U AND IT'S ALL IRONIC BUT I GUESS ITS PART OF MY PERSONALITY IDK LOLZ DO U GET ME OR ??

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:30am UTC

♥
can
somebody
please
call 911?
♥
because he's
breaking my
heart
♥
and he's
doing it
for fun.

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hockeyjones17
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Hey, do me a favor?
Press the ♥ button,
Then press ctrl W,
and laugh.
not my format.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:37pm UTC

if the wallpaper
on your phone is a picture of yourself
i ' m j u d g i n g y o u .

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:00pm UTC

how do people
do their homework on the internet
without getting distracted

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC

"I'm just gonna rest my eyes for five minutes"
*wakes up february 5, 2069*
f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC

i m a g i n e i f E a r t h w a s j u s t l i k e
"i'm done"
and flew into the sun

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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mexismoo
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:37am UTC

Were you born near a highway?
Because that's where most accidents happen

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC

I am the most socially awkward human being alive.
teacher: if you're here,could you say yes, please.
teacher: *calls my name*
me: yes please.
me: *facepalm*

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

"Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful."
- Looking for Alaska

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 9:10pm UTC

because memories fall apart, too,
and then you're left with nothing.
NOT EVEN WITH A GHOST,
but with its shadow.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC

I am single by choice.
(it's just not my choice)

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:49am UTC

Drinking soda out of a glass bottle and feeling like you're drinking alcohol.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC

Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Lol So True: #6
Alarm clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.
lolsotrue.com

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zubair
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me: *sitting in front of the computer*
Me: im hungry
Me: MOM!! make me something to eat!
Mom: come and make it yourself
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: i will survive

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Brain: Oh your alarm is set to 6:30 AM?
What about an awesome dream with your crush starting at 6:27 AM?

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 9:20pm UTC

My family: You're pretty
My friends: You're pretty
People: You're pretty
Life: you are pretty
Camera: Lol I don't think so

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 11:20pm UTC

I feel like such a BAMF whenever I sneak candy into a movie theater.

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