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  1. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  2. DanikaLee123 DanikaLee123
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    No. I don't want a boyfriend who's going
    to give me his sweater when I'm cold. He's freeze his a** off. No. I don't want a boyfriend who will pay for everything I want. That's what my job's for. No. I don't want a boyfriend who calls me at 4 a.m. telling me he misses me. I'm sleeping, and he probably wants to be too. No. I don't want a boyfriend who's going to drop every corny line in the book. I just someone sincere and truthful. I don't want your fairy-tale boyfriend who will sweep me off my feet.
    I just want a boyfriend who loves me for me,
    for every mistake and scar.

  3. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    nothing says regret like the email
    address you made as a kid.

  4. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC
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  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  6. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I promise my love
    I won't leave you
    But if you tell me too
    I'll still be right there to catch you
    Right when you fall

  7. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    She makes mistakes and accepts
    them
    Yet she thinks perfect is the only
    way to be...

  8. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    I have homework in all my classes and three tests tomorrow.
    So what do I do?
    Watch Jenna Marbles and go on witty the whole night.

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC
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  10. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    "What would you do if I died today?"
    "I'd die tomorrow."

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:47pm UTC
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  12. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
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    November 8, 2012 1:10pm UTC
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  13. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Me Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better.
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    Dad That's why you have a younger brother.
    3 minutes ago · Like

  14. naomiyamel01 naomiyamel01
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    I hate when people pour my cereal
    They don't know the amount of milk I like
    They don't know how much cereal I want
    They don't know me
    They dont know my life
    They don't know what i've been through

  15. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Ex: "Hey I have a song for you. It's called "I Want You Back" by Cher Lloyd :3"
    Me: "Aw, I have a song for you too :)"
    Ex: "What's it called :D"
    Me: "'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' by Taylor Swift."
    Ex: "Oh.."

  16. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Teacher: What happened in 1809?
    Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1819?
    Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

  17. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Popular boy Oh guys! I promise, i get ten times the girls you get!
    Like · Comment · Share 13 minutes ago.
    Nerdy kid Shame on you, dude. 0x10=0
    3 minutes ago · Like

  18. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    I wish I had the power to ignore you like you ignore me
    format by sandrasaurus

  19. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    I see beauty in everything..
    except myself.
    format by julietechoecho

  20. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Me: Mom, my fake plant died
    Mom: How can a fake plant die?
    Me: I forgot to pretend to water it.
    Mom:.................
    Me: ...............
    Mom: I'm calling your therapist.

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