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  1. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I was trying hard to be somebody,
    Be the cool kid at the party

  2. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:53am UTC
    I walked into a halloween store,
    and a Freddy Krueger(a store worker dresses at him) went
    "NYATKHVFXGHSTSHSRGDJVNBCSYRSRE"
    at me and my sister.
    Almost peed in my pants.

  3. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Monday, 5:30a.m
    Me: I dont want to wake uuuuup!
    Saturday
    Me: Wakes up at 6:00a.m
    Wft?

  4. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:39am UTC
    You don't stand a chance,
    For a second in my world

  5. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:31am UTC
    I get scared to put
    quotes in the
    'funny' catagory
    because
    what if it's
    not funny?

  6. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:24am UTC
    Me: *walking around store*
    Me: *sees hot guy*
    Hot Guy: *looks at me*
    Me: *walks ahead*
    Me: *trips on my shoelace*
    That my friends, is why you should tie your shoelace!

  7. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Me: *walking around store*
    Store Radio: And here's One Direction with Live While We're Young
    Me: No! I will not listen! *covers ears*
    Few Seconds Later
    Me: Yeahhhhhhh, we'll be doing what we do, just pretending that we're cool. So tonight!
    LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN!!!

  8. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    One Direction: Tonight lets get some, and live while we're young!
    Me: GET SOME OF WHAT?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:Ohhhh i see
    Harry's version: Tonight lets get some cats, and live while we're young!
    Niall's version: Tonight lets get some food, and live while we're young
    Zayn's version: Tonight lets get some tables, and live while we're young!
    Louis's version: Tonight lets get some carrots, and live while we're young!

  9. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    What can i do
    to make you
    notice me?

  10. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    If you stay by my side
    We can rule the world

  11. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    If i talked to my crush:
    Me: Hey My Names Michi!
    Me: Youre such a hottie!
    Me: Can i kiss you?
    Me: I want your body!
    Him: Ew your so ugly, your gross and smelly!

  12. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    "This girl wrote this story about me.
    She's says I'm the child of Harry and Liam
    from One Direction
    and I time travel"
    -George Shelley

  13. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    You tried to hurt my feelings
    You stopped me dreaming
    But here I draw the line
    I wish you luck in life and good bye.

  14. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I've been dealing with stress and
    i hate to admit but,
    the stress is
    KILLING ME!!!
    And because of it im;
    Bipolar
    Cutting myself(again)
    Randomly crying
    Starving myself
    But i act like im fine.
    I should win a award.(along with another million people)

  15. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    How my family sees me:
    Happy, Weird, Talks A Lot, Random,
    How School Sees Me:
    Shy, quiet, boring
    How i see myself:
    Stupid, Ugly, Weird, Awkward, Fat

  16. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I was looking at the beautiful auditon of Triple J and George Shelley(again)
    and when i clicked on George Shelley's audition
    and
    BAM
    mostly all the comments are about George being Louis and Harry's 'love child'
    Just...SHUT UP!
    I don't care how much they look alike!
    Just Shut Up!
    Please.
    Think about how Louis, Harry, and George will feel?
    Disturbed? Yes!
    You Directioners are making me rant to much!!!
    I don't care if i get hate from this, i just want it to stop.(It's annoying)

  17. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Stop saying
    George Shelley is
    Louis and Harry's love child.
    It's disturbing.

  18. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    I just wish people would stop comparing EVERY new boy band/boy group
    to One Direction!
    They are NOT trying to be One Direction
    They are just trying to be themselves!
    so stop saying:
    'OMG! Union J is copying One Direction'
    'Union J is the new One Direction!!'
    'Emblem 3 is soooo copying One Direction!'
    'Eww those guys are ugly compared to One Direction'
    'Emblem 3 is the new One Direction'
    'The Wanted is copying One Direction!!'!
    Also, how can The Wanted copy One Direction? The Wanted came out first!
    Anyway, im a fan of all the groups i mentioned but them being compared to 1D really gets on my nerves.
    And im talking to SOME directioners but especially the media.

  19. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Behind my smile is a story some will never understand
    and the rest don't need to know.
    The ones that know helped write the story.
    -Austin Mahone

  20. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I hate it when you study so hard for a test
    and you end up getting a F on it
    and your parents yell at you saying
    "You didnt you study?! You're grounded!"
    But you really did study
    and also you have bad memory for some reason.

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