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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:49am UTC

" Don't worry. There's many more fish in the sea."
Oh, well that's great! But I like humans.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:13pm UTC

mom: get off the internet and do your homework
me: ain't nobody got time for that

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Merry Christmas, my love!
Come on, we've been dating for two years and you forgot I'm Jewish??
Whoops sorry, wrong person.
Oh, okay. :) Haha
Wait, what?!
nmf

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago.
Me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

may your hard times only last
as long as a Kardashian marriage.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC

R.I.P
-Victoria Soto. 14/12/2012-
The Stratford High graduate aged 27,
who was killed in the Connecticut Shooting.
She hid her first graders in closets and cabients,
then told the shooter they were in the gym.
He killed her but not one of her children were harmed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 9:21pm UTC

why did the mushroom go to the party?
because he was a "fungi".

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skrewing*
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 6:36pm UTC

So today PewDiePie made his 1,000th video.
If you know who he is, fave.
Comment how long you have been watching his channel, and how much this means to you.
Or just freaking look him up.

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 9:15pm UTC

*Me and this girl at school*
Her: Hey lets play a game! Its called "Stop talking about One Direction and talk about something normal for once!
Me: OH YAY! Do I get bonus points for pretending that I care?!

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
the pastor said
"you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
The bride and groom took out their
phones and took a selfie.
then kissed.
ah 21st century couples!

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EmilyStyles
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Slena And Justin
Broke up???????
NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
..... Body cares.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 7:36pm UTC

trust me, when i woke up today,
i had no intention to be this sexy. but hey, sh/t happens.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

it's strange to think that when
i'm older and have children of my own, i am sur that eventually i will make mention of "twinkies" for whatever reason, and my children will look at me and ask...
"what are twinkies?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC

harry: breathes
liam: breathes
zayn: breathes
niall: breathes
louis: breahes
me: i am so done.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:08pm UTC

dinosaurs were just lies fed to us
to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:12pm UTC

we all have that one friend who
needs to learn how to whisper.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:14pm UTC

he's the type of boy i would make a sandwich for.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC

hi, i'm daniel radcl...
NO. you're harry potter.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:22pm UTC

there's a difference between:
- thinking someone is cute
- having a crush on someone
- being interested in someone
- liking someone
- loving someone
- being in love with someone

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC

boybands are weird because they always
sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they're going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

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