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  1. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    This is amazing..
    Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it,
    Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide
    by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn’t it?
    FORMAT BY JIMMY365

  2. JasmineC JasmineC
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    GUY I LIKE:↓
    c u lata. bi.
    Goodnight beautiful. Sweet dreams. <3
    GUY I DON'T LIKE: ↑

  4. classielassiestorm classielassiestorm
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Kony; We can't catch him, but we
    can take incredible HD pictures of him.

  5. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    IF THIS IS YELLING & this is talking… I woNDeR wHat THis sOUnDs LikE?

  6. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    I'm good.
    allcredittocaptivated
    Maybe I should get my charger...
    allcredittocaptivated
    Just a liiiittle longer...
    allcredittocaptivated
    HOLY forget, TO THE CHARGERRR!

  7. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Don't let go
    *on the swings*
    age 5
    Boy: Let's jump!
    Girl:I'm scared
    Boy:Don't be. It's fun!
    Girl: Hold my hand. Don't let go!
    *they jump and hit the ground laughing still holding hands
    *walking into highschool*
    age 14
    Boy:Come on let's go!
    Girl: Are you sure?
    Boy:Yes, take my hand.
    Girl: Don't let go
    *they walk in and have the best 4 years imaginable*
    *walking into the hospital*
    age 22
    Boy: My dad's in surgery, he may not make it.
    Girl: I'm so sorry. I'll stay here with you
    Boy: Hold my hand?
    Girl: Of course
    Boy: Don't let go
    *The father dies, she doesn't let go the entire time*
    *a beautiful wedding*
    age 27
    Boy:You're beautiful
    Girl: I'm shaking
    Boy: Take my hand
    Girl: Don't let go
    Both: 'til death do us part
    *they kiss and are happily married*
    *a bed in a nursing home*
    age 89
    Boy: I don't want to live without you
    Girl: It'll be ok. We are right here together.
    Boy: Take my hand
    Both: Don't let go
    *they both die peacefully in their sleep holding hands*

  8. gopink609 gopink609
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    if you say bacon
    with a jamaican accent,
    it sounds like you are
    saying beer can.
    *fave if you just tried it*
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    hold your
    mouse over
    this quote

  10. cocogurl cocogurl
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    that
    one
    person's
    laugh
    that can make
    anything
    funny

  11. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
    / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
    ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
    | (•) | Plankton
    |•||•| Mr.Krabs
    mind.blown? i think so..

  12. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    It shouldn't bother me but it does;
    i shouldn't care about you but i do;
    i should hate you but i don't.

  13. nobody49 nobody49
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:09am UTC
    I cut for the first time in 8 months, today, this isnt a pretty quote, but for every fav ill go 3 days without cutting.

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    What doesn't kill you
    will probably try
    again.

  15. hellobeautifullx3 hellobeautifullx3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    We Live In A Generation,
    OF BEING IN LOVE AND NOT BEING TOGETHER.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    The difference between Casey Anthony & an elevator?
    An elevator can raise a kid.

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    "I got black chocolate chips because the last thing we wanna be called is rasict."
    -Jenna Marbles

  18. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    Me: Damn this shower is cold. *turns heat up a teensy bit*
    Shower:
    Me: ...*turns shower heat up a fraction of an inch more*
    Shower:
    Me: *a millimeter bit more*
    Shower: I AM KRAKATOA! FEEL MY LAVA WRATH!
    Me: jasnkahsjd!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Don't you hate when the person you're
    Facebook-stalking never updates anything?

  20. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    I'M Freaking DONE.
    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
    YOU BROKE ME.
    YOU WON.
    Nmq/nmf.

:)

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