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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 9:23am UTC

But Mom,
everyone
failed
that
test.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:37am UTC

Wearing your
back to school
clothes
Before school starts again

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC

So apparently A_Police_Car started following A_Big_White_Van.
Payback.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Everbody Go To
'People You Might Like'
and take the first person listed on that.
Go to their profile and comment something nice like "Hi" or "I like your hair."
Make someone's day.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Super White Girl
Problems
Trying to get a tan, and end up looking like Edward Cullen.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 5:35pm UTC

B/tch you hate I may like your statuses, but it doesn't mean that I like YOU
2 hours ago · comment · like
You and 7 people like this
Fave if you get it.
I thought this quote up, but it's probably nmq

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 10:51am UTC

Admit it.
When you first heard of Eminem.
You thought of M&Ms

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HeidioPHD
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August 17, 2012 10:20am UTC

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 10:18am UTC

I don't give a
Firetruck
(fave if you highlighted)

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:06am UTC

blacklace
So I was watching MTV Teen Cribs
And a kid had a Harry Potter themed house.
Like, seriously?
----------♥----------
blacklace

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Omg I LOVE kmart clothes!
Said No One. Ever.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:45am UTC

Guy on Facebook: Hey girls. Did you know...that if your boobs are smaller, we can get closer to your heart?
Comments: HAH! GAYYYYYYY
Comments: Lol that's so gay
Comments: He likes men, that's why he likes small boobs.
Me: So you get mad at guys that only care about your looks and having nice boobs? But when someone says how they don't care about that and they want to get close to their heart, they're gay? Okay, that makes perfect sense society.
my quote

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:33am UTC

I hate how people consider themselves
depressed.
Most people hit a little rough patch in life where they can be a bit sad for some time.
They say "I'm so depressed. I can never get over it. I'm gonna die like this."
When they are fine.
But it's really because they can't have everything that they want.
And people just say "Yeah, it sucks being depressed."
When you're really depressed, you don't just wake up in the morning and say "I guess I'll be depressed today."
It's when slowly and continually, your would comes crashing down on you, and nothing really makes it better.
But when you are depressed, people don't aknowledge it. They say "It's just a rough patch in life, you'll get over it."
That's what hurts. And doesn't help us feel any better.
We aren't depressed because we want the attention.
It just happens.
So remember that before you get depressed because your daddy bought you a blue car instead of a red one.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC

ATTENTION!
URGENT!
READ!
If you didin't get the memo, I'm not posting my story Struck by Lightning on the account anymore. Checkout the account SaveFerrises for the story. Yes I'll still be writing. NEW CHAPTERS ALREADY CAME OUT.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/SaveFerris/

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Facebook: Like this iin 5 seconds or you'll see a dead girl in your room tonight.
Normal People: OH SH/T! *like*
Smart People: No. *scroll*
Me: Well, technically I"n already in my room. And it's 9:03 PM. And I saw the picture of the girl WHILE I was in my room. So I did see the girl in my room tonight. *scroll*

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:34am UTC

Me: Hey I just met you.
Me: And this is crazy.
Me: Your breath smells like sh/t.
Me: So Tic Tac maybe?

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 1:14pm UTC

ATTENTION!
URGENT!
READ!
If you've been reading my story Struck by Lightning, I will not be sending anymore notifications on chapters. You will have to follow my account to be updated.
BUT DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT
Follow my SECOND account that's made for writing. It's called SaveFerris. I already posted the prologue and first chapter on it.
I will only be writing stories on SaveFerris and I will only be posting quotes on HeidioPHD.
Thank you!

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Quote: Now that you've read this there's no turning back. A ghost will appear-
Me: *scroll*

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HeidioPHD
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July 27, 2012 12:54pm UTC

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:10pm UTC

10 year old on Witty: Ugh. School is so long and boringgg.
Me: I know, kindergarten was rough for me, too.

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