HeidioPHD

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HeidioPHD

Status: So if you didn't realize, I'm addicted to Green Day

Member Since: 26 Sep 2011 07:56pm

Last Seen: 21 Jul 2013 01:11pm

Location: Connecticut, USA

Gender: F

user id: 221595

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Heidi. 15. Freshman. USA.
I'm Heidi, as you can tell.
I don't do good with other people. I hate them.
I like punk/alternative music. Especially Green Day. They mean the world to me and I don't know what I'd do without them.
I don't believe in love. Or at least not until you've spent years dedicated to that one person.
I'm also having second thoughts on this whole "God" thing.
And try not to bother me. If you're going to start an argument with me, I'll give the fight a while but will eventually just leave because this crap isn't worth my time.

HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 12:04pm UTC

˙˙˙ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Boobies.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

When everyone knows they'll lose electricity at night:
Most people: *pack water* *get firewood* *fill gas in car* *wash clothes* *charge phone*
Me: *checks facebook*

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 2:50pm UTC

*At family reunion*
*Dinner time*
Aunt: Everyone, we will have an adult table and a kids table.
Aunt: So I want all my sons except for Scott to sit at the adult table.
Scott (cousin): Why can't I sit at the adult table?!
Me: Can you drink beer?
Scott: No...
Me: Welcome to the kids table.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:57am UTC

And you wonder why
I wish I could just crawl into a hole to die.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Omegle:
Stranger: Hi.
You: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Awwww is she pretty?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you pretty?
You: Uhhh it varies.
Stranger: Lol

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Quote: Fave if you think that we should all contribute to the war effort
*7 faves*
Quote: Fave if you're thinking of him.
*125 faves*
Quote: Fave if you like pizza
*5641563451537413 faves*

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Once you like a guy
you like his Facebook statuses too

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:37pm UTC

"To me you're like water.
I need you to survive."
<3

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 2:48pm UTC

1 hour ago:
Status - TAKEN
ahhhhhh <3

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Me: *likes guy's status on facebook*
Why his girlfriend thinks I liked the status
Her: That b/tch.
Her: How dare she like MY boyfriend's status?
Her: She's probably jelous.
Her: She just wants to be like me.
Her: Well she can't have him.
Her: He's mine.
Why I liked the status
Me: *reads*
Me: Lol *like*

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

In the future:
Kids: My mom told me that when she was a kid...she did her homework on paper.

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:43pm UTC

When you're on witty
during school hours,
this place is like
a grave yard.
Where the top quotes only have 2 faves...

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:40pm UTC

My friend:
"So my step mom's all like PRAISE JESUS.
So I be all like HEIL SATAN!"
mq

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 7:28pm UTC

That annoying-a$s font your teacher writes in
that's a mixture of regular and cursive

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Hi.
I hardly know you.
Why am I friends with you on facebook?

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:28pm UTC

We're just friends
but he treats me like his girlfriend♥

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC

●
You make me
smile like the sun,
fall out of bed,
sing like a bird,
dizzy in my head.
Format by Breeze

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 8:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you make a new friend,
but then you get a new crush:
her twin brother O_o

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