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Heather9678

1. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2011 8:13am UTC
   Yes...
   I'm a girl
   I push doors that clearly say PULL
   I laugh harder whenI try to explain why I'm laughing.
   I walk into a room and [forget]why I was there
   I tryto accomplish things with time still on the microwave
   I Lie Sometimes to hide the pain
   I say its a long story when it's really not
   (c)Heather9678 (:
   
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2. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 8:30pm UTC
   !
   10 facts about you:
   1. You are reading this right now
   2. You are still reading this OMG
   4. you have just realised i have missed 3.
   5. You are smiling
   6. You are still reading
   7.You are reading my every word.
   9. you just realised i missed 8.
   10. you are smiling.
   11. You are pretty much bored reading this..
   12. You just realised this was meant to be only 10 facts <3
   
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3. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   SAD Love Story: Just Before Marriage:
   Guy: Finally, I have been waiting for this...
   Girl: Will you ever break up with me?
   Guy: Never
   Girl: Will you kiss me?
   Guy: Every chance I get!
   Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?
   Guy: No
   Girl: Will you marry me?
   Guy: Yes
   Me: Now, read this backwards!
   If you have read it correctly it will be sad...
   
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4. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 2:18am UTC
   LOL
   is the word you MUST love
   BESIDES the word........LMFAO
   
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5. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 2:01am UTC
   You know what you should do??
   BELLY
   FLOP
   ON
   A
   PIZZA!!!
   
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6. Heather9678
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2011 12:34am UTC
   JUMP IN A POOL OF JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   awkward moment...... WHAT THE HECK MY LIFE IS awkward.....
   Like teachers why do they only talk about school work!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!
   lol jokes
   
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