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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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HeartMadeOfPaper
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:59am UTC

Waiting for you is like waiting for
Rain in a Drought
useless and dissipointing...
~ cinderella story nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC

You know,
I think one of the worst feelings is
finding out that
you didn’t mean as much to someone
as you thought you did,
and you just feel stupid,
and because you looked desperate
about caring too much...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I just saw a guy at Walmart and he looked like Morgan Freeman and he
caught me staring at him and he pointed at me and said, "I am not Morgan Freeman."

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SPN
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 11:28pm UTC

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you've got a friend in me

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Saying you don’t want gay people around your child because they might turn gay is like saying you don’t want black people around your child because they might become black

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dani64
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:49pm UTC

When all your friends are gorgeous and you're just like:
potato mode activate

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 7:32pm UTC

There are so many times when I don't know how to reply back to someone but I don't want the conversion to end.
ah first world problems these days

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:41pm UTC

TONIGHT HE SURPRISED ME & SENT ME A VIDEO REQUEST
on oovoo seeing that i was on. i was hesitant
because i had on a tee shirt & no makeup with my hair undone
I ANSWERED & HE SAW ME
& SAID, 'WOW, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
no makeup? that's my
FAVORITE.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

There's an Anti-Social Behavior class in my school
I now know what I'm majoring in.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:39am UTC

i would love to see a version of
"Romeo and Juliet" about a person who works at Burger King and a person who works at McDonald's that fall in love.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Friend: OMG you have a Witty Profiles!?
Me: Urm...how'd you know?
Friend: You liked it on facebook.
Me: Oh...yeah
Friend: What's your username? I'll follow you!
Me: Oh, yeah well I don't use it anymore...and I forgot my username.
Friend: Oh... *Walks away*
Me: Whoo, close call.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:22am UTC

Person: You're blocking the view
Me: I am the view

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:22am UTC

if this were the 1600's i would have already
been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i would die next week.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:42pm UTC

i was planning on doing nothing today,
but i haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC

If you're ever having a bad day
just remember that the guy who founded match.com's girlfriend left him for
someone she met on match.com...

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maddie4ever
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 4:26pm UTC

So today I went to the bathroom at school.
There was a boy in there.
That's right.
In the GIRLS bathroom.
He was doing something to the mirrors.
"What are you doing?!" I screamed.
He took one look at me and ran.
Typical.
I went over to the mirrors to see what he did.
On each mirror there was a sticky note that read:
"Don't worry,you look beautiful(: "
This gives me hope.

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Mandy324
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:07pm UTC

If i ever got sentenced to
house arrest, i would just laugh at the judge.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

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