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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I love how every person Spencer (from iCarly) goes to is named something to do with their job. lol
Socko --> makes socks
Rob --> robs people
Like if you knew to highlight<3

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:01pm UTC

*Rocking Out to Music. Sitting down and the chair collapses*
Normal People: Laugh and ask
if im ok
My Sister: Continues singing and ignores me
Urk
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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC

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get home from vacat ion
You dont get out of the car for the next half hour becuz ur being lazy.
You finally get out of the car and go inside, feel the air conditioning, and think.
why didn't i come in earlier?
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JimmyIsWeird
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May 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Yes, im 14. And ya i want a balloon animal.
Now give it here.

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:51pm UTC

My sister: *Skypes with her best friend for two hours*
My sister: Hey mom, can I have her over?
-_- wow

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:43pm UTC

When you ask someone to turn down the music and everyone suddenly decides to start singing 10x louder.
-_-

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:37am UTC

Mom: *parks car* ...Maybe I should park over there...
Sister: NO. You shouldn't. *gets out of car and slams door*
Mom: Jeez... I thinks she's a little bossy..
Me: You just noticed???

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Today a girl at my sister's bday party was cutting a taco with a spoon.... No joke.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:19pm UTC

That horrible moment
when you get in the car and hear the end of your favorite song on the radio.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Falling for someone
At first you don't even know it's happening.
It all just started with a simple ''hello'', and you never
would have guessed it would lead to this.
Your mind starts to concentrate on that one person,
and nothing else.Whenever you see, talk to, or even are near
that special someone, those butterflies and that smile
appear as your problems seem to disappear.
Everything they say or do makes you smile.
You just have that happy feeling inside again.
It's a good feeling, isn't it?

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cornmuffin
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
My little sister: 22!
Me: No, there's 26.
Sister: Not ah, 22! My favorite letter is ELEMENO, remember?

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:21pm UTC

person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?”
as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the
kitchen, want a sandwich?”

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:30pm UTC

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm
typing. It's not that I have something to hide...
It's just none of your damn business 😒😒😒

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:33pm UTC

"I'm at a payphone
trying to call home"
Dude, nobody uses payphones anymore, they're like an extinct species

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Friend: That song is old.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there was an
expiration date on music

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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noahwood123
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August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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