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December 21, 2010 9:36pm UTC

Today I asked my mom what I did as a kid. She said "Well... you didn't do any thing that weird but your sister totally freaked out about grass. We would hold her above grass and she would writhe around like we were holding her above the flames of hell. She would twist around so violently we had to put her down." I laughed my butt off. Not only because that was stupid but that she used "flames of hell" in an analogy about grass.

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December 16, 2010 9:48pm UTC

Today after third period there were three girls that were shouting "9 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in the hallway. While they were running they threw red, green, white, and gold glitter everywhere and on everybody they passed. Coincidentally I was the first person they passed. We all know that everybody puts the most effort into the first thing; or in this case, glitter. I was plastered in glitter and got to take the first half of forth period off to clean up. When I got home I took a two hour shower and I still have glitter specks on my skin and clothing.

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December 12, 2010 9:53pm UTC

5 years old: Mommy it's snowing out side! *runs outside and builds a snowman*
7 years old: Cool, snow. *looks up then returns to what they were doing*
10 years old: Phhh it's just snow.
13 years old: Click click click click. *texting sound effect*
15 years old: HOLY CRAP IT'S SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs outside, hits the snowman the 5 year old made and rolls in the snow*

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Hatori
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December 12, 2010 4:51pm UTC

"I have clairvoyance so listen if you will. I'll tell you the future of this twenty dollar bill."
Dude, give me my dollar back!!!!!!!
fave if you thought that when you saw that Echo commercial

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December 11, 2010 11:30pm UTC

I just went on Google insight and found out that Isle of Man is the top thing searched in Isle of Man.
MLIA

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Hatori
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December 11, 2010 4:24pm UTC

Um didn't anyone notice that you can't defeat heartless with the wooden stick in Kingdom Hearts 1 but Roxas defeats a heartless here with a plastic toy sword. I'm guessing plastic is more powerful than wood. I smell a plot hole.

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December 10, 2010 10:04pm UTC

Today in math, my teacher said "I will give ten dollars to anyone who can answer my question." I thought "Oh, everyone is going to know this." she then asked a question no one would know. "Why are sunsets red?" I immediately raised my hand and said "Because out of all the colors that make up light, red travels the farthest." If you look that up that is verbatim of what Axel said in Kingdom Hearts II to the exact same question. My friend Ricardo fell out of his chair laughing because he was the only person that knew that I quoted Axel verbatim. She gave me the ten dollars because I was right.
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December 10, 2010 1:03pm UTC

Today at school two kids were just shouting at each other "IN YOUR PANTS" "IN YOUR PANTS" "IN YOUR PANTS" until my teacher steped in and said "IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!"
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December 9, 2010 7:25pm UTC

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December 8, 2010 9:46pm UTC

Does anyone remember that Levis commercial with all of the men in the field.
Yeah and they were singing "I wear- I wear- I wear no pants!"
Well my teacher was singing that at the front of the class today.
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