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  4. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Dont you feel stupid....
    When you text someone and they dont answer.?

  5. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    So many things are wrong with you.....
    But that One thing about you...
    Is absolutely AMAZING

  6. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    I climbed this moutain of love...
    Just to get pushed off by,
    YOU</3

  7. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    You said you
    wanted love
    Funny how u give you Love, and you turn me down._-

  8. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    You left A lot
    scars ;
    Funny How,
    You Try to make them go away ;
    Not going to happen.

  9. imthtkid77 imthtkid77
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Im guessing your definition of "Forever" ;
    is two Months......
    -______-

  10. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    My McDonalds Expierence
    clerk: hello welcome to McDonalds, how may i help you
    me: hi yea i would like to order a half a dozen of chicken nuggets
    clerk: sorry ma'am we only sell 6 piece 10 piece and 20 piece
    me: so you can't give me a half a dozen of chicken nuggets
    clerk: no ma'am only 6 10 or 20 piece
    me: interesting .

  11. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    No. I'm not high or drunk. Believe it or not,
    this is my personality..♥

  12. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Dear Thigh fat,
    Help the needy?
    Sincerely, Boobs.

    nmf.

  13. katelynx38 katelynx38
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Like to support breast cancer

    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. taaylor taaylor
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:39am UTC
    Definition; Awkward (adjective);
    When you ask the black kid in your class for the skin colored crayon.

  17. EnriqueX788 EnriqueX788
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:41am UTC
    Dear Boys;
    Please tell your pants it's rude to point

  18. Adriana259 Adriana259
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 7:34am UTC
    "Ima bee, ima bee, ima ima ima bee."
    Really? 'cuz ima human ima human ima ima ima human..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Eloiise_98 Eloiise_98
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 7:36am UTC
    I really love you !♥

:)

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