Straight Person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant Person: You're gay.
Straight Person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant Person: F*ggot, you're going to helll.
Straight Person: Okay, cool. I'll be right back, I'm going to go kick a dog.
Ignorant Person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! It's just a dog! It's not hurting anybody, so why should you be so cruel to it?!
Straight Person: Oh. I didn't know you were a dog. Freak.
Ignorant Person: I'm not a dog.
Straight Person: Well obviously you are. If you weren't a dog, why would you stand up for them?
Ignorant Person: Wow. Don't you know you can stand up for somethng without being it?
Straight Person: ...
Ignorant Person: ..oh..
Straight Person: Think before you speak.