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HannahBanana1x1o
posted a quote
May 23, 2010 5:32pm UTC

I miss those days where boys had cooties...
where I wished to be a mermaid when I grow up...
where my stuffed animals could talk...
where a kiss from mommy could make all the boo-boos stop hurting...
where everything was so much simpler.

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HannahBanana1x1o
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March 24, 2010 5:57pm UTC

you make fun of me
you tease me
you have a sick mind
you make me late to all of my classes
you swear at me
you try to trip me when i walk by you
and oddly enough...
I find every but of it charming...

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HannahBanana1x1o
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November 14, 2009 1:41pm UTC

If someone asked me who I would vote to be president,
i'd say Pedro Sanchez.

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HannahBanana1x1o
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November 14, 2009 1:32pm UTC

"Are you gonna eat your tots?"
"No."
"Can I have them?"
"Sure."
-Napolean Dynamite

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HannahBanana1x1o
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October 9, 2009 3:49pm UTC

my best friends and i are so tight . . .
we put spandex to shame.

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HannahBanana1x1o
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October 5, 2009 8:07pm UTC

My band teacher was giving us a lecture one day on how people neglect their instruments. Here's what happened-
Band teacher: I hate to see poor, innocent, instruments, sitting in a corner of a hallway, never being played. Imagine if you were that instrument... no one ever played with you, they ignored you, and forgot about you. It makes me want to cry. So please... play your instruments!
Trumpet player: I take mine for walks.

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September 12, 2009 1:44pm UTC

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September 11, 2009 7:59pm UTC

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 30, 2009 1:11pm UTC

i was walking down the hall one day, talking to my crush. i was telling him a funny story about when i went on vacation last summer. but i hadn't noticed that he walked away in the middle of my story. then i realized i was talking to myself for the past few minutes. then i thought, "am i that boring? or am i just an oblivious idiot?"

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 30, 2009 12:53pm UTC

Why can't people
look past faces,
look past clothes,
look past height,
look past weight...
look past what's on the outside,
and look at what's on the
inside?

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 30, 2009 12:33pm UTC

I just don't get it...
ya know that indestructible black box on every plane?
why don't they just make the whole plane out of that?

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 27, 2009 7:02pm UTC

You gotta admit...
sneezing
feels awesome

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 26, 2009 8:48pm UTC

smile everyday, no matter what mood you're in...
do the things that scare the living crap out of you...
if you mess up, laugh...
when in doubt, dance spontaneously...
every time you're walking down the street, say hi to atleast one person you've never met in your entire life before...
pursue your passion and chase your dream...
everyone has their own opinion, including you, so try not to give a crap about what anyone else thinks...
life is too short...
so liveitup

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 26, 2009 8:14pm UTC

Romeo save me,
I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you,
but you never come.
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think.
He knelt to the gorund,
And pulled out a ring and said...
I shot the sherif!
But I didn't shoot the deputy!

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 26, 2009 7:55pm UTC

All of my bestfriends know
that i may be obnoctious sometimes,
and that i may talk alot.
that i laugh at everything,
and that i can be gullible.
that i can be embarrassing,
and i can be slightly annoying.
that i can be sweet,
and i can be a tad sour.
that i can make them laugh,
and i can put a smile on their faces.
that i will always be their for them,
and that i will never let them down...
ever.
<3

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 26, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Girls Night Out!
Let's go to the spa...
to have people we don't even know rub our bodys.
Let's get a facial...
to have people say "You'd have a nice face if you actually took care of it!"
Let's get our nails done...
to inhale intoxicating fumes and spend $50 on something you can do at home.
Mhm... Nice Girls Night Out.

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HannahBanana1x1o
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August 26, 2009 5:22pm UTC

guys are so flippin' lucky;
they don't have to wear high heels,
they can get away with wearing no shirt in public,
and most of all....
they don't have to shave their legs.
but wanna know why girls are lucky?
on a dinner date,
we don't have to pay.

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