Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz wait how do you even do this? Oh no I think I just died. Lol cuteee. Omggg I'm so hot 'cause I play video games that boyssss like lolll I'm like the coolest girl ever.
Girls who actually play video games: JEEZ MARIO. IS IT THAT F#CKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS? OH MY GOSH PEACH YOU F#CKING WH#RE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND F#CKING SHRINK ME? REALLY? THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE. OH MY GOSH. YES. THANK THE HEAVENS. F#CK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEARMMARIO, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMPER MOTHER F#CKING A##. I hate my life....
True story, bro.