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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 3:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you see the same exact quote like 10 times on top quotes!
^not my format.

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 5:38am UTC

Its may 21st
&& guess who's still alive!

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 9:29pm UTC

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
And watchin' you walk away
♥

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Trusting you is like;
Trying to write with a broken pencil;
its point less.
fav if you get it
-♥-
nmf

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 6:10am UTC

So I found out Rebecca Blacks Pregnant;
Looks like somebody got down on Friday...

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 3:05pm UTC

President Bush tried and failed.
President Clinton tried and failed.
President Obama tried and succeeded.
********************************
The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man.
not mine but I thought it was funny!

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 9:30pm UTC

America Osama
1 0

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 9:47pm UTC

*Tries to open jar*
Me: I can't open it!
*friend takes it and opens it*
Me: I loosened that for you (;

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
April 7, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Lets commit the perfect crime;;
i'll steal your heart &&
you'll steal mine.
format credit to whoeverr

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 10:22pm UTC

That moment of sadness when he doesn't text back
&&
then you realize you forgot to reply
Just me?(;
not my format

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC

That moment
of pure popularity;;
when your talking to 5 people at once (:
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format credit to whoeverr (:

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 6:31pm UTC

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I was not aware
My facebook status was a chat room. (;
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*not my format
not my format!

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 7:17pm UTC

People have 3000 thoughts a day;;
&& 2999 of them are about you.
♥
Notmyformat.

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 7:41pm UTC

Dear cosmetic companies,
Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" Sticker on my lotion,
Sincerely I was totally planning to drink my lotion.
♥
*Not my quote*

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Format credit: _Sandrasaurus
Dear Cashier,
Do you really think I buy duct tape, rope, and shovels for decoration?
Sincerely, Your local serial killer.
Not my quote

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 10, 2011 3:32pm UTC

R.I.P Sissy.
My sister died 12 years ago along with my niece and step brother in a car accident. It wasn't their fault,, They were on their way home from a new years party when a drunk driver hit them head on.
Today is my sisters 35th birthday.
I don't want any sympathy I just miss her.
I Love you
R.I.P 3/10/76-1/1/99

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 3:13pm UTC

Oh so you like my Best friend?
[Awesome ]
I've only liked you for
Three years ...
Not my format

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 3:57pm UTC

kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and paste this quote
4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 3:27pm UTC

"I play Black-ops"
A girls #1 pick up line (;

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Haleymaureen2
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 8:40pm UTC

That awkward moment;;
When you walk into a classroom and everyone stares at you...

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