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Princess*
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November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years

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smitttty_29
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October 5, 2013 3:00pm UTC

it always amuses me when guys get nose bleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
that
must
suck

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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audreyann
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November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gab*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC

so my heart starts beating fast and my mind basically explodes whenever i see my crush and my thoughts always range from "ew stay away from me you dumb díck i fúcking hate you" or "please just fall on top of me and kiss me passionately" and these contradicting positive and negative thoughts usually occur just 5 seconds apart from each other

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Patrick_Stop*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Home
Is
Where
people
love
you
format by PaperLung

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TheTeenageConfessions

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September 18, 2013 8:39pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Confession #51
Blogging makes me happy. I love to get my feelings out in writing.
(Check out my blog, link's on my profile)

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Rapha
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:48pm UTC

So here is my question:
If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fell off?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 9:04pm UTC

#nofriends

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Sarah Elizabeth♡*
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September 11, 2013 9:05pm UTC

You're all I ever wanted.♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amber_Doll
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 10:13pm UTC

T.V Salesman: Is your PC slow? Does it shut down unexpectadly? Does it take minutes just to load one page? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then My Clean PC can solve all of your problems! Just follow five simple steps to a clearer, better life! First, go online to My Clean PC.com to download the instal! Once again that's My Clean PC.com, your solution, to a better life!
Me: *Stares at the T.V.* They want me to go online to fix my online issues?

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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Friend: i h8 when ppl abb. 4 stuffs & uze badder gramer its reelly annoyin
Me: It is quite annoying to me as well
Friend: ...
Friend: u forgots the dottie thingy @ the end

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Skimrande
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July 31, 2013 6:01pm UTC

"Oh my god, today's twelve-year-olds are so out of control."
--thirteen-year-olds

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I was little my mom used to babysit this kid who was like a year older than me and we both had this sticker obbsession and long story short he grew up to be hot and I wish I was still friends with him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC

what if there were famous people all around witty but they pretend to be normal.

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