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1. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   If she's amazing,
   (she won't be easy.)
   If she's easy.
   (she won't be amazing.)
   If she's worth it,
   (you won't giveup.)
   If you give up,
   (you don't deserve her.)
   
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2. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   When I walk out of the shop,
   this is what I see;
   Katniss Everdeen is starring at me.
   I've got bread in my hand
   and I ain't afraid to
   throw it, throw it, throw it.
   I'm Peetah and I know it.
   
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3. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 9:59am UTC
   That moment when you walk
   into a spider web and suddenly
   turn into a karate master.
   ✸
   
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4. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 9:56am UTC
   Boys,
   If you don't look like Calivin Klein models,
   Don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret angels.
   
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5. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
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6. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   *HOME ALONE*
   Expectations: Throwing a huge party where everyone from school comes.
   Reality: Peeing with the door open....
   0.o
   ------
   
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7. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   Friendship
   is like peeing on yourself;
   everyone can see it,
   but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
   
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8. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
   ♡
   
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9. Hahahajackmyswag14
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
   I always wondered why you made the duck face in all of your pictures...
   And then i saw you smile...
   :/
   
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10. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Geeting back from Winter break and seeing everyone's
    n e w u g g s ♡
    
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11. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    idk
    Nothing, they just waved. :D
    oh.
    Do you sea what i did there?
    no.
    I'm shore you did...
    How do you have friends?
    Don't be such a beach...
    .....story of my life
    
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12. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    EVERY DAY,
    I get all dolled up;
    makeup done ☑
    hair done ☑
    nicely dressed ☑
    And just sit here on Witty.
    
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13. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 10:33am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your mom and "Santa" have the same handwriting.
    -_-
    
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14. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Look in the mirror and fix yourself up.
    Wash away those tears, be strong, honey suck it up.
    No one else can know.
    Paint on your smile and walk away.
    At least pretend you're fine.
    
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15. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    FOR SALE:
    One heart.
    In horrible
    condition
    Will take anything
    for it
    P L E A S E
    Just cut it out of my
    cheast and end the
    S U F F E R I N G
    ♡
    
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16. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    A n d I 'l l n e v e r k n o w
    What its like to go on top quotes and be like
    "Hey, thats my quote."
    
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17. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    It's so loud inside my head,
    with words i should have said.
    As i drown in my regrets, I cant take back the words i never said.
    ❤
    
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18. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    SAY "FORK CORK"
    IN A STRONG BOSTON ACCENT
    FAVE IF YOU GET IT.(:
    
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19. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    WITTY PROFILES
    Another poem, another line, another girl pretending shes fine.
    ♥
    
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20. Hahahajackmyswag14
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    She says shes fine but shes going insane. She says she feels good but shes in a lot of pain. She says its nothing but its really a lot. She says shes okay but really shes not.
    ✘
    
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