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  1. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:00am UTC
    *Me watching the Olympics*
    Me: Woah that was so cool
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I am so inspired
    Me:
    *Attempts trick in the middle of the room*
    Me: I hope no one saw that

  2. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 12:31am UTC
    *Michael Phelps wins*
    me: oh you're such a career
    *Guy weightlifts and dislocates elbow*
    me: aw poor guy the cannon's probably gonna blow soon
    *Archers competing*
    me: KATNISS WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU oh yeah probably hiding in the trees
    *During opening ceremony camera pans to Queen*
    me: LET THE HUNGER GAMES...BEGIN!
    I can't help it

  3. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Not trying to be mean or shallow.
    But
    is anyone else tired of hearing
    "you're beautiful" all the time?
    When you're on a certain level of insecurity, simple words don't really have much of an effect.
    Even if it's said a thousand times.

  4. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:47am UTC
    *This quote is about One Direction*
    NOW where are all the faves???

  5. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:27am UTC
    Me: *clicks on Witty Profiles bookmark*
    Me: *sees website page* Wth why am I on the wrong website
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh.
    **COMMENCE THE FREAKING OUT AND QUOTES ABOUT THE NEW WITTY**

  6. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:29am UTC
    Mom: *thinks she's justified herself after a long rant*
    Me: *stares blankly and sits there*
    Me: *laughing inside*

  7. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    This has been cursed. Repost or you will die-
    Me: Shut the f*ck up.

  8. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    The things I would do or give
    to see myself in someone else's eyes

  9. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Sometimes I Have To Fight The Urge
    to just run up to him, wrap my arms around his waist, and just give him a big hug.
    I feel as if he has his own gravitational pull that tugs on my heart,
    and I feel it

  10. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Mac N' Cheese
    Always tastes better when it's in the shape of my favorite characters
    nmf
    nmf/nmq

  11. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    IS IT JUST ME..
    or
    do I always get the crappy shopping carts when I'm at the store?

  12. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Conversation Between Me and My Mom:
    Mom: Who's this Peeta kid? Is he from the Hunger Games?
    Me: YES! You didn't know that?! We watched the movie!!
    Mom: I thought it was Peter and that they were just talking really weirdly.
    me: NO. It's PEETA.
    Mom: Then who's kat-katner..
    Me: KATNISS.
    Mom: Then who's Peeta?
    Me: He's the blonde guy! (In my head: the smexy one)
    Mom: Oh. I thought he was the girl.
    Me: *facepalm* -________-
    nmf

  13. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Walmart: "Let's buy 30 cash registers... and only keep two open!"
    nmf/nmq

  14. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Stay up late at night,
    Regret it in the morning
    Repeat.

  15. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Life Is Weird;
    First you wanna grow up...
    Then you want to be a kid again.
    nmf
    nmq

  16. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    It's funny how
    practically all celebrities' autographs look like my artwork from when I was 3.
    nmf
    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  17. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Losing Something. . .
    and trying your best to avoid Having to tell your parents as you search for it like a maniac

  18. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    So Today,
    I got my family to see the
    Hunger Games with me.
    They said that they didn't like it.
    Shoot me now.
    .

  19. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
    Hehe. I like 'wheeing'. xD
    nmf

  20. HEYITSme07 HEYITSme07
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you pay attention to how often you blink
    and then you can't.

:)

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