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  1. FallenForever FallenForever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Katniss + Peeta = Peenis or Katpee
    Fave this if you want more jokes about The Hunger Games!

  2. rachie2344 rachie2344
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    i f was 16 and pregnant
    I'd get a SLAP not a TV SHOW.

  3. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    GUY I LIKE:↓
    c u lata. bi.
    Goodnight beautiful. Sweet dreams. <3
    GUY I DON'T LIKE: ↑

  4. MadiMoon MadiMoon
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Hey babe <3
    Hey??
    Are you ready for tonight babe?
    Ummm Mom check who you sent this too!
    Oh i ment to send this to Mark
    Ok, Gimmie a new laptop, new phone and $200 and dad doesnt have to no about this "Mark"
    Your fathers name is Mark.

  5. Jodi ♥* Jodi ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Today at School
    Hot Guy: "Man, I need a girlfriend."
    Me: "I volunteer as Tribute!"
    Guess who got a boyfriend...
    THIS GIRL!!!

  6. cheezburger cheezburger
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Last night, I got out his car,
    and he screamed "I love you!"
    I replied "I love you too,
    Dad."
    mq CHEEZBURGER FORMAT AND QUOTE.

  7. iloveshane678 iloveshane678
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're trying to get over someone you were never dating..

  8. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    *logs on to witty*
    popular person:
    72395602835
    SCREW LIFE I GOT ONE MORE YESTODAY GRR -.-
    me:
    .1.
    FAWK YES *faints*

  9. Makala37 Makala37
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Fav if you knew Josh Hutcherson before he was on The Hunger Games;
    But when he was on Bridge To Terabithia, ♥

  10. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    If students secretly think teachers are hot
    I wonder,
    if teachers secertly think students are hot?

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I hate that thing that happens
    Right before you sleep.
    Every mistake you've ever made,
    Every word you wish you never said,
    Every moment that made you cry
    rushes through your head
    and all you can do about it is cringe
    and pretend it never happened...

  12. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 11:36am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    "Theyto have their victor"
    "No they don't. Why should they?"

  13. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:32am UTC
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    Today my school had a fire drill
    I was standing outside with one of the most popular football players when a girl with Down Syndrome came up to him and wanted him to hold her hand because she was scared. Happily, he held her hand in front of all of his friends back to class.
    ♥ -givesmehope.com-
    -------------------------
    So sweet, wish guys like this went to my school.

  14. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Lets flip a coin,Heads - we stay togetherTails - we flip again....

  15. foreveryoungdiva foreveryoungdiva
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I always get so scared
    when i go into a store wearing something they sell
    .
    .
    .
    .
    and i'm all like
    "i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift. i didn't shoplift."

  16. AnnaBandana AnnaBandana
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Him:So, this is kinda awkward. But would you be my girlfriend?
    The Me: Omg, yes! :) You have no idea how long I've wanted you to say that < 3
    Him:OOPS, that was for someone else. Sorry...
    Oh, yeah my message was for someone else to. What a weird coincidence!

  17. OctoberDiving OctoberDiving
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
    ------------------------

  18. xXiRaWrUXx xXiRaWrUXx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    nmf
    The worst feeling
    »»IS WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY
    Feel the pain in your chest from seeing/hearing that |||||||||||||||||||||
    Breaks your heart♥

  19. hesnotworththetears hesnotworththetears
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:34pm UTC
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    "ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE,
    BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU'LL LOOK BACK
    AND REALIZE THEY WERE THE BIG
    THINGS."
    -tHE VOW
    ----------------------------------

  20. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm hurting. But on goes the mascara and lip gloss. That's right . I'll be the prettiest damn wreck you've ever seen.

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