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  1. MissSopralto MissSopralto
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC
    blacklace
    When all the people in
    High School Musical
    have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
    nmf
    blacklace

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
    Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

  3. savannarosee savannarosee
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:00am UTC
    "This is getting really hot,"
    I whisper as I take the overused laptop off of my lap.

  4. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me, please?

  5. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:03am UTC
    My parents think I’m the only one who spends all day on the internet.
    Little does she know, all of you exist.


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  7. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Yesterday
    I was at the mall & accidently dropped my water bottle
    Without thinking, I yelled
    "My water broke!"
    The looks I got = Priceless

  8. cherrycarey96 cherrycarey96
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Worst Feeling #1:
    Running down the stairs when you have no bra on
    ._________________.
    series?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:42am UTC
    I would never cheat in a relationship
    because that would require two people to find me attractive.

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I want a guy who
    comes into my life by accident, acknowledges my existence,
    and stays on purpose. accepts my weirdness.


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  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
    Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
    *10 minutes later*
    Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Me: I'll be on top.
    Bed:
    Bed:
    Bed:
    Bed:
    Me: Shh... Don't speak.

  14. foreveryoungdiva foreveryoungdiva
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I hate it when my friend's parent gives me a ride home
    .
    .
    .
    .
    but then my friend decides not to come...

  15. thereadysetgirl thereadysetgirl
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    why are older guys always so much hotter then the
    then the ones your age??????
    the world my never know

  16. SecretsKill SecretsKill
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:49pm UTC
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  18. Softball33 Softball33
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    During a Math test: My answer is 23. The answer choices are 19, 26, 32, and 41. Well I guess I am choosing 26, it's closest to 23.

  19. iamatree iamatree
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    He s at next t ome to day.
    W e ' r e g e t t i n g m a r r i e d t o m o r r o w .

  20. iScreamPatatoes iScreamPatatoes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    100%true story moment
    OMG...!!! I was in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other
    stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: " (embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So, what are you up to?" Me:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "Are you F-ing
    serious!!!!!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There 's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
    answering all my questions"
    ~~~nmf~~~

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