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pluto*
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 7:12pm UTC

I hate it when two friends are whispering right infront of you
And you're just standing there like "well then"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i wish
chickens could mate after they've
been fried so like they
could have babies and i could
have more fried chicken
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 6:13pm UTC

imagine
if one day you woke up
and you had a third eye
on your forehead and you
checked the news and
literally everyone on
earth suddenly had a
third eye no one
could figure out the
explanation everyone
just randomly grew a third eye
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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akp1015
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC

"I truly believe that if you
don't like to read, you just
haven't found the right
books yet."

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Skimrande
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:36pm UTC

How to change your profile picture:
1) Take at 485347 pictures of yourself.
2) Finally find one you like.
3) Look at it again.
4) Realize it's ugly.
5) Never change your profile picture.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Please tell me that I am not the only one who is
DISGUSTED
by the "Cut for Bieber" campaign on Twitter.
This is RIDICULOUS.
Cutting is not a joke.
And this needs to stop.
Now.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Parents are the
biggest
hyprocrites.

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GirlsAreYummy
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Why do we blame society when we
are the society?

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HowtoHaley
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Me: *Posts a quote from months back, that I saw on Tumblr*
Witty famous person: *literally makes the same quote I had, and it gets 43638748793468937648974652 faves*
Okay. Fine. That's cool.
This literally just happened to me, LOL.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Ana
I met this girl named Ana,
I heard she ruins lives.
Won't let me have a banana,
a peach or pumpkin pie.
No chicken, no meat, no pasta.
Just water and some air.
I know this girl named Ana,
She's making my life a nightmare.
ana is short for anorexia.
my original poem/please dont steal
♥
Guys whoever put my poem above on Tumblr I love you please tell me who you are so I can parise you with showers of lavender peach glade scents I love you so much like I'm freaking out I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack when I saw it on my dash like one of my favorite Tumblr users reblogged and and I was like, "This is my poem.. THIS IS MY POEMER T5J4QYHRGH54HUERH3QWEJRSDJWQ;TNMTYKJ" like I was going crazy and my brother was like calm the eff down and I was like no i cant calm down this is one of the best things that has ever happened in my entire life like I can't even

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CarryOnxxx
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Me: My name's Tina, and I have an addiction to Nutella.
Rest of Witty: Hi Tina

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:46am UTC

Sometime in my life
the news will come on, saying
"JOANNE K. ROWLING DIED TODAY."
My children will ask me why I'm
crying, and I'll answer:
Severus, Draco and Luna, I have
to go reread some books called
'Harry Potter'

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
hom
ho
h
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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xXAnnaXx
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:23pm UTC

If You Like:
-Ed Sheeran
-Andy Grammer
-Jason Mraz
-Grace Potter
-He is We
-A Rocket to the Moon
-Sleeping With Sirens
-Pierce the Veil
-Birdy
-Parachute
-The Vampire Diaries
-The Lying Game
-Pretty Little Liars
-Greek
-Awkward
-The Summer Series (The Summer I Turned Pretty, etc.)
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower
-Fallen
-The Hunger Games
-If I Stay
-The Future of Us
-Ed Sheeran
-Ed Sheeran
-Ed Sheeran
Understand, I Wanna Talk To You

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Remember in Hannah Montana when Hannah said she didn't like carrots
and then she said she liked carrots so, basically, every little girl started to eat carrots? I always thought that was so unrealistic. And then Louis Tomlinson said that he liked girls who eat carrots and bad things happened.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Most overused movie quote:
Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:55am UTC

Take your age.
Subtract three.
Then add three.
Congratualtions, that's how old you are!

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:23pm UTC

the only exercise some people ever get is
running their mouths, jumping to conclusions and pushing their luck.

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