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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Person: What time was Niall born?
Me: Niall James Horan from Mullinger, Westmeath Country born 13th of September 1993 at 8:04 A.M at Credit Valley Hospital
Person: What time were you born?
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Me: Aint nobody got time fo dat!

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 9:19pm UTC

So I was over at Whole Foods( not by choice)
and I saw a thermo. But it wasn't just any thermo. I said "Bacon conquers all".
I'm not sure it they were being satcastic or funny.

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Gigi_Tirado
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February 3, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Not too long ago,
people were saying how chicken wings were going to be in high demand because of the Super Bowl. A couple of people stole a chicken wing truck worth $64,000 of chicken wings. The police eventually found the criminals, but the wings were not found.
Guys, I thing they were Wittians

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Gigi_Tirado
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February 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC

What did the Sheep say on Valentines's Day?
"Wool you be mine?"

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC

My soul mate
is most likely a grilled chesse sandwich

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:55pm UTC

I have this disease
called unattractive

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:52pm UTC

No offense,
but I want to set you on fire

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Gigi_Tirado
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January 27, 2013 5:50pm UTC

At some point,
you have to realize that some people can stay
in your heart, but not in your life

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:48pm UTC

"Humans have the hack for choosing precisely the things that are the worst for them."
~J.K Rowling

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I'm that friend that has to walk
behind the others when the sidewalk doesn't fit a group of three

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Diamond in the rough
Someone (or something) that has hidden exceptional characteristics and/or future potential, but currently lacks the final touches that would make them (or it) truly stand out from the crowd.

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Ask nothing
more of me, sweet.
All I can give you I give;
Heart of my heart, were it more,
More should be laid at your feet:
Love that should help you to live-
Song that should spur you to soar

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:03pm UTC

This girl: *crying* Oh, my god, did awful in my math test!
Me:*surprised because she's really smart*
Me: Wow! What did you get? 'Cause I got a C-
Girl: Oh, I got a 99.9%
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Popo: So, she just trip over the 10 story balcony, hit her head on the chainsaw, and got burn by lava on the way down?
Me:
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Me: It's a dangerous world nowaday.

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Gigi_Tirado
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January 22, 2013 11:37am UTC

You know how everyone says, unconsciously, "I want a love story like Romeo and Juliet."? Yeah, that was me until a week ago. I didn't even know what the play was about. I'm about half way through it and let me sum it up:
- Romeo is a poetic fool who falls in love with Rosaline for her beauty
- Since he's so lusty, he falls in love with Juliet one night and marries her the next morning "to get some"
- Juliet is not a depiction of a modern 13 year old
- Still a better love story than Twilight

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Gigi_Tirado
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January 20, 2013 9:31pm UTC

A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, do you want that cart?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked toward the store, her heard her murmur, "Typical male."

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Where does the one-legged waitress work?
I Hop

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I fell in love with a careless man's careful daughter

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Gigi_Tirado
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January 17, 2013 8:44pm UTC

We laugh at the scars of love when we have never felt love's pain

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 11:54am UTC

People say, Take off your
glasses and say, Wow you have crappy eyes, but they don't take people out of wheelchairs and say,
Wow, you have crappy legs.

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Gigi_Tirado
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 11:38am UTC

People say, Take off your
glasses and say, Wow you have crappy eyes, but they don't take people ouf of wheelchairs and say,
Wow, you have crappy legs.

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