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  1. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    The Less You Care
    the Easier Life Is

  2. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 10:13am UTC
    Do you ever forget how to feel?
    You have all of these emotions
    barraging your heart, but suddenly
    they're no longer real.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:36am UTC
    coming out of my cage
    & i've been doing just fine
    gotta gotta be down
    because I want it all


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    I don't know about you guys, but
    I wouldn't mind
    if somebody showed up
    and had the kindness
    to provide me with
    some scrap of a love life.

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Those nights where you just listen to music
    And ignore the world
    Trying to get rid of your pain
    And escape to a new world

  7. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Me? Crazy?
    I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

  8. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    i don't want to burden you with my sadness
    SO I'LL JUST PRETEND IT'S NOT THERE

  9. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    She's so sick of never being beautiful enough. Never being stronger, or better. She's sick of going home everyday, and wishing she was someone else. For once she wants to look in the mirror and be happy for what she sees back. She's so sick of everyone telling her 'you can do so much better than that' Maybe she can't. And people talking behing her back, yeah well she found out. She's sick of people bring her down and telling her she isn't good enough. But I guess all she really tans, is to be more than second best..

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Talking to my grandma about the first day of school
    Her: What are you gonna wear?
    Me: Idk I am just going to pick a outfit
    Her: Well I have some clothes from when I was in highschool that would fit you I'm sure they are still in style

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I really
    don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
    And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman year.

  12. pianogirl pianogirl
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk into the cafe.)
    Me: "So, what will it be?"
    Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
    (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
    Mother: "Eggs.....he would like some eggs...."
    Ha...saw this on Pinterest. :)

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    When reading witty quotes:
    - what
    - oh
    - why does this have 5 faves
    - why does this ONLY HAVE 10 FAVES
    - whoa
    - Omg, are we allowed to say that?
    - urgh, weirdo
    - omg i remember this
    - this again?
    - ew
    - this quote!
    - i see a spelling mistake
    - omg I FEEL THE SAME WAY
    - IKR
    - i need to comment
    - this is beautiful
    - no no no
    - i love you
    - what
    - i dont get this quote but that is an awesome format
    - omg i remember this song lyric
    - haha

  14. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Who knew that such a pretty face,
    Could be a pretty big waste of my time.

  15. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Other Teenagers: Oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week, time to invite my friends and have a huge party !!
    Me: Oh sweet my parents are gone for a whole week, time to stay up online until 6am without being scared of my mother waking up and killing me!

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    The only thing better than having a hot neighbor
    Is having a neighbor who doesn't put a password on their wifi.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:49am UTC
    So did you favorite my quote because it was funny or do you
    wanna date me i need answers

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    If you shut off the internet
    in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Self-Checkout in Grocery Store: Place item in bagging area.
    Me: *Places item in bagging area*
    Self-Checkout in Grocery Store: Unexpected item in bagging area.

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